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  1. 10-26-2006 08:31 AM #1
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    Default Absolute Poker girl

    The chick in the small ad that you see to the left. Does anyone actually find that thing attractive? She creeps me out. Just throwing that out there.
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  2. 10-26-2006 09:17 AM #2
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    Default Re: [url=http://www.flopturnriver.com/Referrals/Absolute-Pok

    For anyone else that might be confused, there are rotating ads for the Absolute Poker Ad, so if you just see The Hammer and Mike Seif in the Absolute Ad, you are looking at the wrong one; refresh your page. But yeah, once seeing the right one, you are right, she's kind of creepy.

    Also, for the record, the chick in the Ultimate Bet ad in the far bottom left column of ads is actually a dude.
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  3. 10-26-2006 09:54 AM #3
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    This one?

    I would hit it
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  4. 10-26-2006 09:57 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    I would hit it
    keyword it
    that "woman" is not human
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  5. 10-26-2006 03:24 PM #5
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    She ate my soul on our first date.
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  6. 10-26-2006 03:52 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    She ate my soul on our first date.
    You had a soul?
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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  7. 10-26-2006 04:08 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    This one?

    I would hit it
    CORRECT IF WRONG - but isn't this the girl from Surreal Life who then was the star (i use that VERY liberally) of I love Brady? Or whatever the name of that show is...
    this space intentionally left blank
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  8. 10-26-2006 04:29 PM #8
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    Using random hot girls in poker ads is so fucking lame.
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  9. 10-26-2006 04:46 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Using random hot girls in poker ads is so fucking lame.
    I wholeheartedly disagree.
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  10. 10-26-2006 05:03 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Using random hot girls in poker ads is so fucking lame.
    I wholeheartedly disagree.
    obviously you're not in the target demographic courtie
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    Looks like it is doing the ad to support its meth/heroin addiction IMO.
    If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!

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  12. 10-26-2006 05:37 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    obviously you're not in the target demographic courtie
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
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  13. 10-26-2006 07:35 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebitch
    Using random hot girls in poker ads is so fucking lame.
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  14. 10-26-2006 08:17 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by AAnalKKarnage
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebitch
    Using random hot girls in poker ads is so fucking lame.
    lol another courtiebee hater. Or the same one. Not that it matters. HI!
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
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  15. 10-26-2006 09:00 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Using random hot girls in poker ads is so fucking lame.
    I wholeheartedly disagree.
    I wholeheartedly agree with your disagreement
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  16. 10-27-2006 04:28 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Using random hot girls in poker ads is so fucking lame.
    I wholeheartedly disagree.
    obviously you're not in the target demographic courtie
    Well, according to your sig she could well be!
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    is this her?
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  19. 12-27-2006 12:13 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    This one?

    I would hit it
    wait, what? this is the creepy, unattractive chick?

    why am i posting on the same forum as a bunch of prepubescent boys?
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  20. 12-27-2006 12:41 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    why am i posting on the same forum as a bunch of prepubescent boys?
    Because you think we're cute?

    For the record, I'm not prepubescent, I shave.
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  21. 12-27-2006 12:47 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    why am i posting on the same forum as a bunch of prepubescent boys?
    Maturity is overrated.
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  22. 12-27-2006 01:14 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    why am i posting on the same forum as a bunch of prepubescent boys?
    Because you think we're cute?

    For the record, I'm not prepubescent, I shave.
    i wasn't referring to you. you'd hit that. you have a brain.

    and for all you shortsighted numbskulls, my avatar could very easily be the backside of that chick. creepy now?
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