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    Default accidental suicide


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    Is this really true?
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    wow, this seems too far fetched to be true, but just wow if it is.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    classic case, seen it a million times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
    http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/opus.asp
    Thanks for raining on our parade.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Triptanes the funsucker
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
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    oh..thank you, you funsucking, funsucker.
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    thread of the year before the funsucking funsucker funsucked the fun out of it
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    Do you know who really funsucks?

    You do, it's Triptanes.
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    Have you guys never seen the movie Magnolia?...
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat
    Have you guys never seen the movie Magnolia?...
    One of the greatest movies ever. Definitely Tom Cruise's best role. (This story is in the opening for those who haven't seen it.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat
    Have you guys never seen the movie Magnolia?...
    One of the greatest movies ever. Definitely Tom Cruise's best role. (This story is in the opening for those who haven't seen it.)
    I yesterday I would've agreed 100%.. i now believe that Cruise's best role is the guy in Tropic Thunder. Oh my fucking god. Brilliant.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    don't try to change the subject. We need to get back to bashing the funsucking funsuckerest funsucker Trip"funsucking"tanes
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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    These strange things happen all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    These strange things happen all the time.
    Oh absolutely. I just woke up an hour ago and it has already happened twice in my building.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    These strange things happen all the time.
    Not as often as you'd think...
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    happened to me once
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    sigh, its another magnolia reference guyz
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    wow, this seems too far fetched to be true, but just wow if it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by giumary
    wow, this seems too far fetched to be true, but just wow if it is.
    is there an echo in here?

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    Everyone netflix Magnolia. Lock thread plz.
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    wtf, my dad told me this story like 10 years ago, and every once in a while it still pops up in my head. the funny part is, he told it and i remember it *exactly* how it was written in the OP (usually memories get mangled and changed over the years).
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    Laugh my *** off , classic case guy thats jokes, well this i do no believe get me a mathmetician to tell me the percentage of that happening lol 99 trillion to 1? i suppose it is possible though logically thinking just the chances are way to high , there fore poster is BSer
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    Quote Originally Posted by frosst
    Quote Originally Posted by giumary
    wow, this seems too far fetched to be true, but just wow if it is.
    is there an echo in here?
    wow


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    hrm, magnolia came out in 1999 but this article was 1994. THE LEGEND LIVES ON!
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    i watched magolia today because of this thread. i was letdown. i guess because i was expecting something more eye opening along the lines of crash

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