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    Default Of all the crimes you've committed which one is your favorit

    when I was in college, I stole amphetamines from a speed dealer and sold it to other kids in my dorm at a cheaper price than what he was selling it for, undercutting him with his own product, damn it feels good to be a gangsta
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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    drug use, most certainly.

    I'm sure I've stolen or cheated people out of something satisfying, but I guess it's a pretty interesting point that I've never stolen anything "worth while." Does that mean, stealing isn't worth it or that I just haven't been thinking big enough?
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    Under-age drinking.
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    going to college parties in highschool and stealing random shit and just being generally destructive was lots of fun. Dont know how many george formans I stole, and I never even wanted one of those pieces of shit.

    Also graffiti was a lot of fun. Certainly the biggest adrenalin rush Ive had came from that.
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    speeding
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    Underage drinking. I know it's not exactly an OMFG crime but it was really cool back in the day, all us 13-14 year olds in our year at school going under a railway bridge (15 yards from the live track) for some crates, having fun dodging the police and stuff.. good times.
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    One time this girl invited all us over to party at this house she said she was housesitting. Turns out she just broke into her mom's friend's house, we were all drinking and were like 17. luckily we only got caught by our parents, not the cops.
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    I once laughed at an episode of Friends.
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    Smoking blunts in public (sidewalk, subway, etc...)
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    One time this guy cut me off that looked like dracula. I was in the car with a bunch of friends so we followed him for about 30 minutes through neighborhoods and stuff at high speeds. It was pretty stupid.

    At the end of the chase, he calmly pulls his car over in a neighborhood and gets out of his car. We're stopped looking right at count dracula himself. He goes to the middle of the street, looks down, puts his arms out with his palms open to the sky and looks up for a few seconds.....and then he sprints directly at my car. Instead of going forward and plowing through his punk ass we throw it in reverse and back into some poor bastards car. He sprints off into somebody's yard and we get the hell out of their.

    Hit and run so we don't get killed by dracula, kinda crazy I guess.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    favorite crime...

    most crimes aren't that fun to commit in the first place. allthough when i was young and dumb and trafficed illegal substance for massive amounts of money the cash aspect wasn't half bad.
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    I think anal sex between a man & woman is still technically illegal in the UK. If so, this is definitely the most pleasurable of my crimes
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    Well, nailing a sophomore chic in HS when I was a senior was illegal but hella fun... taken in total.. I had more good times drinking underage than I can possibly count.
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    weren't we just talking about how po$$e$$ed is the most missed banned poster?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HiLo
    I think anal sex between a man & woman is still technically illegal in the UK. If so, this is definitely the most pleasurable of my crimes
    The coonfusion about anal sex is partly down to a legal anachronism resulting from the vague Victorian ruling against homosexuality (the Labouchere Amendment of 1885) which made no direct reference to anal sex. By a similar anomaly, although it has been historically taboo, no legal rulings have ever been specifically directed against heterosexual anal sex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PokerMuzz
    The coonfusion about anal sex is partly down to a legal anachronism resulting from the vague Victorian ruling against homosexuality (the Labouchere Amendment of 1885) which made no direct reference to anal sex. By a similar anomaly, although it has been historically taboo, no legal rulings have ever been specifically directed against heterosexual anal sex.
    Interesting! Maybe I was wrong. Is this from wikipedia or something?

    I thought that if you went back in the annals of time (pun intented) then all non-reproductive sexual acts were illegal, and it was only in the last century that this was changed as attitudes towards homosexuality changed. But the law brought in to do this made it legal for sex acts between consenting adults of the same sex only, therefore excluding heterosexual anal sex.

    One of my girlfriend's friends is a lawyer and she also has a nice arse which makes her the perfect person for me to ask about this
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    lol well there you go - I'll bookmark that map for when I am next planning a holiday!
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    Probably pissing in the middle of an intersection, with two bottles of beer at my side and a blunt burning in my mouth, with friends cheering behind me. I wrote my name.
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    wtf gabe?
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    Does sex with livestock count?

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