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 Originally Posted by Ragnar4
How did helmuth get elimmed? Was it a super meltdown? How did he show up? I heard he was going to dress up like a pimp and do a 7000-girl ho-train conga line from the Luxxor to the poker room.
here's how Phil loses every tourney:
Step 1: show up 4 hours late, doesn't matter when only 15 hands/hr get dealt cuz it's live effing poker.
Step 2: Fold your first 30 hands and remind your entire table that you've won 11 WSOP bracelets, fail to mention you've never won a tournament with a $1,000,000+ first-prize nor have you won an event outside of hold'em.
Step 3: limp in EP and fold to a raise for the 16th time, make sure to tell the young internet kid you're going to trap him soon. Ask him if he knows who you are, and that you've won 11 bracelets.
Step 4: blind down to 15bb's or less, then talk about how you've won 50+ tournaments with a shorter stack that this including your 11 WSOP bracelets.
Step 5: get down to 3bb's, pick up QQ+, jam it in and lose as a big favorite, as you're exiting make sure to tell everyone how bad they play and how you've won 11 bracelets.
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