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    Default ALMOST ONE MILLION - 1,000,000th post WINS!

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    Almost a MIL!



    the 1,000,000th poster wins something neat.
    Last edited by givememyleg; 07-06-2010 at 10:22 PM.
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    what does the miiiiiiilionth post win?


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    tug job from a mod of your choosing? ::casually gazes at rilla, but quickly averts his eyes when eye contact is made::
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    Obviously need to chime in here to bring the count up.
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    We're at 999,131 now!
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    How will we know which is the magical 1,000,000th post?
    (Josh)
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    1,000,000 FURRY GET

    stealth caps
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    Can you dig it
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    Quote Originally Posted by supahaole View Post
    epic warriors quote bump
    epic warriors quote bump bump
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    Still 500 posts short?
    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
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    Also am I allowed to rig it like I rigged the 10k votes for "don't choose this option" in that poll?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    Also am I allowed to rig it like I rigged the 10k votes for "don't choose this option" in that poll?
    haha so epic...

    we need to have the top 10-20 best of 1 million

    someone get to work
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    haha so epic...

    we need to have the top 10-20 best of 1 million

    someone get to work
    Well that's hardly fair. I have well over 20 posts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    haha so epic...

    we need to have the top 10-20 best of 1 million

    someone get to work
    I guess that's a yes?
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    1st
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    no you're 2nd


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    posting to get the 1 mirro post
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    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
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    I wanna win this so badly.
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    Wait. Commune posts don't count surely?
    - You're the reason why paradise lost
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    Quote Originally Posted by kevster View Post
    Wait. Commune posts don't count surely?
    Why do you think bigred started playing HU again
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    i there somewhere we can view the post count?
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    Poker Forums | Poker Strategy Forum | Poker Community

    down the bottom of the page, under the "currently active users" bit there's a statistics section.
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    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    Winner should get her imo



    Awwwwwwwyeah
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    Winner should get her imo
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    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
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    millionth post gets iopq banned? DO IT.
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    i won!
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    Do commune posts count towards this total?
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    it's total posts... so yes i spose they do
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    Satisfying.

    edit and appropriately Posts: 999,317
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    999320 get
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    At least I tried to hide my post whoring with a delightful social meta-commentary, your posts are just poop!
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    We all know a freetroller is going to get the 1,000,000th post so why try?
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    IF FTR were baller, 1m would get a free entry into the World Series If they had greater than 100 posts

    and if they were less, fuck em. first one to post with greater than 100 posts after 1m counts as the 1m.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4 View Post
    IF FTR were baller, 1m would get an FTR moneyclip If they had greater than 100 posts

    and if they were less, fuck em. first one to post with greater than 100 posts after 1m counts as the 1m.
    I concur.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4 View Post
    IF FTR were baller, 1m would get a free entry into the World Series If they had greater than Ragnar's post count + 1

    and if they were less, fuck em. first one to post with greater than Ragnar's post count + 1 after 1m counts as the 1m.
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    lol spoon
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    /me contributes to discussion
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    1 mirrion! I did it!
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    999,674....almost there.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    I have permission rig this in my favor, yes or no?
    just do it already, yes!


    but make sure BOOBIES are involved. ty


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    How about now?
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    Now?
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    mmmmmmm boobies.


    Did that do it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    Are we there yet?
    Like I said, I hit it last night. Got FedExed an FTR fanny pack first thing this morning. All my stuff is in it right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Like I said, I hit it last night. Got FedExed an FTR fanny pack first thing this morning. All my stuff is in it right now.
    You don't own much if you can fit it all into a fanny pack
    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish View Post
    You don't own much if you can fit it all into a fanny pack
    Debit card, kleenex, Blackberry, naked lady cards, a stamp card from a Japanese restaurant, extra soya sauce, my knitting.

    What else does a dude need?

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