I had this in the hand histories forum but I figured I would move it here since its more about the post-hand humor. I was actually about to sit out for a break as this was my 2000th hand for the day, i have no clue in hell why i called the turn, and then I had to follow it up by doing something I promised Ake and midas I would do:


***** Hand History for Game 4395032291 *****
$200 NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, May 29, 22:45:22 ET 2006
Table Table 107418 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 4: brbBBQ ( $451.24 )
Seat 6: kk202 ( $202.62 )
Seat 2: TruePresence ( $230.10 )
Seat 3: hitman29720 ( $47.12 )
Seat 5: FundMyAudi ( $200 )
TruePresence posts small blind [$1].
hitman29720 posts big blind [$2].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to brbBBQ [ 5s 6s ]
brbBBQ raises [$8].
FundMyAudi folds.
kk202 calls [$8].
TruePresence folds.
hitman29720 calls [$6].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ah, 8c, 3d ]
hitman29720 checks.
brbBBQ checks.
kk202 checks.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 9h ]
hitman29720 checks.
brbBBQ checks.
kk202 bets [$7].
hitman29720 folds.
brbBBQ calls [$7].
** Dealing River ** [ 7s ]
brbBBQ bets [$25].
kk202 raises [$50].
brbBBQ is all-In [$411.24]
kk202 is all-In [$137.62]
kk202 shows [ 8d, 8h ] three of a kind, eights.
brbBBQ shows [ 5s, 6s ] a straight, five to nine.
brbBBQ wins $248.62 from side pot #1 with a straight, five to nine.
brbBBQ wins $412.24 from the main pot with a straight, five to nine.

#4395039467: FundMyAudi wins $3
#4395040867: FundMyAudi wins $10
brbBBQ: hey kk
#4395044176: TruePresence wins $5.80
kk202: nh
#4395046469: FundMyAudi wins $3
#4395047350: TruePresence wins $12.55
#4395050780: FundMyAudi wins $11
brbBBQ: do me a favor and go to http://tinyurl.com/f9twy
#4395052014: kk202 wins $8.65
brbBBQ: take out the spaces obv
brbBBQ leaves the table