animals you could kill without weapons

[Galapogos]

I punched a donkey.

I was in one of those gay donkey sanctuary things (they're everywhere in England and always full of old people).

I was feeding it some grass and the fucker bit me. My natural reaction was to smack it in the face.

I was asked to leave, but I recon if it had come down to it I could have killed it.

I don't know why but I literally had to stand up before I fell out of my chair laughing. Nobody else found this funny?

I did, but lately too many of my replies have been simply "lol"ing at something someone said.