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    Default anyone want to venture a guess as to wtf this is?

    Here's a pic of me and my awesome x-gf way back in the summer if I remember correctly. Anyway, more importantly, take a look at my left arm. WTF is that??

    I was showing one of my buddies this pic, and asked me what it was.. and I had never even noticed it. Ever. There isn't and has never been anything that looked like that on my arm. It looks just like the other one . Also note this photo was scanned in, but there was nothing on touching the picture. So whatever that dark spot is, it was taken in the photograph. So i suppose it could come down to one of these things...

    1. Something is sitting on top of it, like an article of clothing. But I'm like 99.9% sure nothing was on my arm.

    2. It's just shade, but there's no bright lights in this room as you can see in the photo and that obviously doesn't look like shade.

    3. It's some kind of special effect given off by the camera (think bright red eyes), but I don't think this is the case.

    Any other ideas??? It's irritating me (seriously).





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    Sorry, I don't get it. Is this some local joke?
    Is the thing your ex?
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    lol, there's nothing to get... no inside joke or anything.

    I just don't know what it is and it's irritating me that's all.
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    um....lukie.......thats called a shadow
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    if you look at his left arm... the way that the light hits the hair on his arm, it makes it look very strange if you look at it the right way. Its just an optical illusion though, but just stare at his left forearm for a bit, and it will look very strange.
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    Thanks gabe.
    I thought I was being stupid or something.

    Lukie there is nothing to see.
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    i think this is more important and interesting

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    my picture is stupid by itself, if you just look at the big picture instead and see the little dwarf like creature its funnier
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    hahaha vn, yeah, after looking at the picture closer and looking at all the christmas decorations it probably wasn't summer... but we have a couple other ones that are similar that were taken in the summer so I didn't think too much of it.

    if you look at his left arm... the way that the light hits the hair on his arm, it makes it look very strange if you look at it the right way. Its just an optical illusion though, but just stare at his left forearm for a bit, and it will look very strange.
    excellent. I can sleep happy tonight. errr no that's right we decided I'm not sleeping tonight.

    If the thread is still alive when imageshack doesn't auto-redirect me to another site, then I'll edit this to a more PC friendly version of the pic. Sorry about the 6million+++ pixel mammoth btw everyone...
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    yah its just the lighting, but if you focus on the dark spot on his left arm, it does look really weird.

    and as far as gabes pic.. I dont even know what to say man.. thats some freaky shit. At first I saw 'its' stature, and just figured it to be a china-man but then I realized it did not have slant eyes, and had attire that was definately not of the gook thread. Like I said, freaky shit man..
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    himself fucker.
    hahah it's obviously light.

    I can finally understand why everyones getting on the lukiesex craze... Im reminded of that "Hot bod" commerical.
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    Obv. a flash was used in taking this picture. It's just a shadow created when the flash went off. Or cancer.
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    How was the lunch date, lukietease? I decided I didn't want to make her jealous, so I didn't call. Did you miss me?
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    Heh yeah I kinda feel like a moron for posting this now, but it's just the lighting effect. Obviously I was wondering from what though but I guess the hair + flash could give off that effect. It just looks very strange if you focus in only on that area.

    How was the lunch date, lukietease? I decided I didn't want to make her jealous, so I didn't call. Did you miss me?
    Well I'll give you a quick rundown of the last 22 hours or so. It's 7:45pm Friday right now. 9:45 yesterday I get done working out, and go to get some takeout from this place called courtyard. And I notice her car (or a lookalike) is there. So I get my food and as I'm leaving I call to see. I'm about to drive off and she says yea... thats me. So I stop in. She's with her friend jacki who I always thought was a really cool girl. Anyway we just talked and flirted and had some good laughs for a good 20 minutes or so and it was really awesome to see her again. And I'm supposed to see her at noon the next morning for lunch.. and keep in mind like we havn't been out in months since we broke up. So it's like 2am.. 4am.. 6am.. and here I am STILL talking to boost. And I ask him.. do I go to sleep knowing there's almost a 0% chance that I wake up in time, we talked about it for a bit, and I'm just like fuck it. Anyway so yeah I didn't go to sleep last night at all and went to lunch with her and it was really awesome.. we had a good time. Then she stopped over my apartment and showed her around a bit.. obv nothing happened. Anyway I go to give her a hug goodbye and as she's pulling away I get this split second thought to go in and kiss her but I'm just like.. Luke, you have a good thing going here, don't fuck this up. I mean she's an awesome girl and I'd much rather have her as a friend that not at all. And she said something like.. 'see, friendship works'. Which was kinda dissapointing but seen as how a few weeks ago we weren't even talking, I'm probably going in the right direction.

    So, long story short, the lunch date (I wouldn't really call it that), was awesome, and it was really good seeing her.

    And courtie, of course I miss you. We went to sakura for lunch today by the way and got like 4 orders of sushi rolls. True. Don't be jealous . Anyway give me a hollllllllller on AIM tonight...
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    umm... lukie, Im pissed, if this goes to screenplay and gets picked up, my part better be a shit load bigger. Your pussy ass was all like
    "man Im so tired though! its so far away Im tired boost, whats hould I do, Im such a panzy"
    and I was all like
    "yo b, chill, heres whats gonna happen, youre gonna get a can of coke, a cup of coffee or a bump of crank, and get past the tired threshold and youll be fine. Then youre gonna go see this chick for lunch, and make her pay, 'I forgot my wallet' will do, cuz we know paying is -ev since sex is unlikely. Then youre gonna take her back to your place, and shove your tongue down her throat. If she rejects you, just play it off awkwardly like it was a silly joke, if she goes for it, then bada-bing bada-boom."
    Obviously you took my advice on staying up, but didnt follow through with the rest, and now you see were it got you. Thats the moral of the story, 'boost is always right, listen to him or pay with your soul'. When you cut out my part you lose any point that the story ever had, and it was a damn good point.

    Anyways, when I see this shit in theatres I better have a big ass part, and you better get some dude that has a general concurrance amongst femaels that hes hot stuff to play me. And I better be getting fat ass royalty checks, cuz if not Imma get me my jewball laywer and hes gonna be all like \O/ <()
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    It's called foreshortening. Look it up.
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    What's the deal with the tiny x-mas tree and the lower-than-normal peep hole?

    Do you live with midgets?


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    or are you like a giant or something and those things are for the normal people?


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    Im pretty sure you got like 7 days to live or we all got 7 days to live now and lukie saved himself by showing us...
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    pocket AAs are haunted, BTW
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    or are you like a giant or something and those things are for the normal people?
    weve already been over this...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    What's the deal with the tiny x-mas tree and the lower-than-normal peep hole?

    Do you live with midgets?
    Lol, this pic was actually taken at her house. They're italian, what can I say.......

    Or it's just a small decorative X-mas tree and the lower-than-normal peep hole is actually a little door knob for a closet.
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    I believe it's a ghost. See the white circle by your arm? Ghost hunters call those orbs and they believe it is energy coming from the ghost and it shows up on film. The shadow on your arm is part of the ghost. Or I could be crazy or something.
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    OMG WE HAVE PROOF
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    OMFGGHOSSTBRBBBQKTHXGG
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    Boost, without consulting anybody else, can you please explain to me what 'BRB BBQ' means?
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    the more pressing issue is why is there christmas stuff out in summer?
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    hahaha vn, yeah, after looking at the picture closer and looking at all the christmas decorations it probably wasn't summer... but we have a couple other ones that are similar that were taken in the summer so I didn't think too much of it.
    Summer, Christmas/winter, same thing...
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    brb

    Acronym for "be right back"

    BBQ

    BBQ, is a method of cooking meat with the heat and hot gasses of a fire, smoking wood, or hot coals of charcoal and may include application of a vinegar-based sauce to the meat. The term can also refer to foods cooked by this method or a party that includes such food. Barbecue is usually cooked in an outdoor environment heated by the smoke of wood or charcoal, or with propane and similar gases. Restaurant barbecue may be cooked in large brick or metal ovens specially designed for that purpose.
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