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umm... lukie, Im pissed, if this goes to screenplay and gets picked up, my part better be a shit load bigger. Your pussy ass was all like
"man Im so tired though! its so far away Im tired boost, whats hould I do, Im such a panzy"
and I was all like
"yo b, chill, heres whats gonna happen, youre gonna get a can of coke, a cup of coffee or a bump of crank, and get past the tired threshold and youll be fine. Then youre gonna go see this chick for lunch, and make her pay, 'I forgot my wallet' will do, cuz we know paying is -ev since sex is unlikely. Then youre gonna take her back to your place, and shove your tongue down her throat. If she rejects you, just play it off awkwardly like it was a silly joke, if she goes for it, then bada-bing bada-boom."
Obviously you took my advice on staying up, but didnt follow through with the rest, and now you see were it got you. Thats the moral of the story, 'boost is always right, listen to him or pay with your soul'. When you cut out my part you lose any point that the story ever had, and it was a damn good point.
Anyways, when I see this shit in theatres I better have a big ass part, and you better get some dude that has a general concurrance amongst femaels that hes hot stuff to play me. And I better be getting fat ass royalty checks, cuz if not Imma get me my jewball laywer and hes gonna be all like \O/ <( )
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