some dickhead was giving me some shit about the north carolina lottery and how poker was "just as much gambling as the lottery" or some stupid shit so i was like ok let's play a game and he's like ok what

i said let's flip a coin. if it's heads, i don't give you shit and if it's tails you give me $100

he's like wtf

then i explained that game has better EV than any of the nc lottery games

i'm bored

edit: but i really like my avatar