Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
Actually, on second thought. Go to a nudie bar, have her pick out a chick and buy her a lap dance. If that goes well, go pro.
We had a girl lined up and she bailed on us at the last minute for unknown reasons.
One of many reasons to go pro. If you're both fairly sane/fit you can negotiate a reasonable price. It's a welcome break from giving blowjobs to guys who can't otherwise get laid.