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[vqc]

In this thread I will channel my inner black and white cookie.

[Jibalob]

I'm guessing you're US?

I've never understood why you guys call all biscuits "cookies"

[bigspenda73]

We feed things that look like that and are called biscuits to dogs. We don't eat dog food.

Do we eat dog food fake-Boost?

[a500lbgorilla]

I'm guessing you're US?

I've never understood why you guys call all biscuits "cookies"

What's there to understand? Our parents called them cookies, yours called them biscuits.

[Jibalob]

ok... what do you call what I would call a cookie? (If you can make any sense of that sentence).

ie, how do you distinguish between a "cookie" (biscuit) and a REAL cookie (ie, chop chips etc)

[bigspenda73]

A biscuit is like a wonderful fluffy bread-type thingy that I eat at KFC all the time.

A cookie is a flatter thingy-mo-bopper whit like chocolate chips, macadamian nuts, or peanut butter in that shit.

[Jibalob]

A cookie is a flatter thingy-mo-bopper whit like chocolate chips, macadamian nuts, or peanut butter in that shit.

OK I get his bit but....

A biscuit is like a wonderful fluffy bread-type thingy that I eat at KFC all the time.

WTF? fluffy bread type thing? They sell biscuits at KFC where you are?

[givememyleg]

A cookie is a flatter thingy-mo-bopper whit like chocolate chips, macadamian nuts, or peanut butter in that shit.

OK I get his bit but....

A biscuit is like a wonderful fluffy bread-type thingy that I eat at KFC all the time.

WTF? fluffy bread type thing? They sell biscuits at KFC where you are?

mmmm biscuit

[bode]

i thought i posted this earlier, but idk what happened.

the above is a cookie, this is a biscuit:

mmmm... fluffy goodness

[bode]

lol, maybe i posted a random biscuit picture in another thread.

[givememyleg]

YOU STOLE MY GOOGLE PIC

[Jibalob]

i thought i posted this earlier, but idk what happened.

the above is a cookie, this is a biscuit:

mmmm... fluffy goodness

Thats no biscuit... that looks like a scone to me.

Do a search on google images for "chcolate digestive", "rich tea bicuit" and "bourbon biscuit"..... these are what I consider biscuits.

Then try "maryland cookie" or "boasters cookie".... that is what I consider a cookie to be

[Warpe]

It's a little known fact that it was actually the Boston Tea & Biscuits Party. Ever since, Americans have called them cookies.

[spoonitnow]

you ever gonna bone that white bitch from your class or w/e?

[IowaSkinsFan]

LOL can we make a new ask boost thread?

[a500lbgorilla]

ok... what do you call what I would call a cookie? (If you can make any sense of that sentence).

ie, how do you distinguish between a "cookie" (biscuit) and a REAL cookie (ie, chop chips etc)

Link to chop chips?

[a500lbgorilla]

i thought i posted this earlier, but idk what happened.

the above is a cookie, this is a biscuit:

mmmm... fluffy goodness

Thats no biscuit... that looks like a scone to me.

Do a search on google images for "chcolate digestive", "rich tea bicuit" and "bourbon biscuit"..... these are what I consider biscuits.

Then try "maryland cookie" or "boasters cookie".... that is what I consider a cookie to be

Our biscuits are not sweets. They're essentially buttery, fluffy, flaky bread

[a500lbgorilla]

i thought i posted this earlier, but idk what happened.

the above is a cookie, this is a biscuit:

mmmm... fluffy goodness

Thats no biscuit... that looks like a scone to me.

Do a search on google images for "chcolate digestive", "rich tea bicuit" and "bourbon biscuit"..... these are what I consider biscuits.

Then try "maryland cookie" or "boasters cookie".... that is what I consider a cookie to be

After googling a bourbon biscuit and seeing they actually look like biscuits (dog biscuits). The maryland cookies looked like cookies as well.

I'd be willing to bet that american companies called their "biscuits" cookies because when you think of good cookies (gooey, warm) they're MUCH more appetizing than thinking of biscuits (dry, crunchy).

So, I'll concede that you guys probably have biscuits and cookies right when it comes to sweets.

[jyms]

If I see that biscuit one more time I'm driving to Popeyes.

[boost]

LOL can we make a new ask boost thread?

yah Ill make a real one I guess, maybe it will be fun?

[bigred]

While it's difficult for us to agree on these definitions, we can all certainly agree I'm awesome. Thread over, lock.

[boost]

pie > cookies

[zook]

If I see that biscuit one more time I'm driving to Popeyes.

Popeye's has the best biscuits.

Now rilla can lock the thread.

[bigred]

i like the ones at red lobster

[bigspenda73]

i like the ones at red lobster

omg yes

sooooooooooooooooooo good

[flomo]

hairpie > cookies

[Xianti]

Did you know that the NABISCO brand name is a portmanteau of National Biscuit Company?

[spoonitnow]

Did you know that the NABISCO brand name is a portmanteau of National Biscuit Company?

wtf is a portmanteau

[boost]

Did you know that the NABISCO brand name is a portmanteau of National Biscuit Company?

wtf is a portmanteau

like an acronym but more inclusive ldo.

[boost]

creampie > cookies

[Xianti]

b00st, do you know more French since you started culinary school?

[boost]

b00st, do you know more French since you started culinary school?

I refuse to answer this here.

[Xianti]

I'm so confused.

[vqc]

boost is obv bangin a french broad.

[vqc]

boost is obv baking a french bread.

ROFL

[boost]

lol...


xianti... this is not the real thread.... the real one is titled "WHEN KEEPING IT REAL GOES WRONG: ASK BOOST" Direct all srsbsns there plz.