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[Trikflow77]

Ask me a question and i shall give u thy answer........................

[Andy Holt]

Visiting the Community forum...

-EV

[Trikflow77]

Visiting the Community forum...

-EV

while it might seem that visiting the community forum is indeed -ev, it is in fact not. The reason is that everyone, including fishtaco, needs a break from poker. The community forums provides that much needed break from the game we love so much.

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[BrokeSucca]

What's love got to do with it?

[Trikflow77]

What's love got to do with it?

To answer this question, we must first find out why you are rocking back in the 80's ? While this song returned tina turner the spot light, it was far from great. That being said, i think this question can be summized in a simple statement "whores are -ev" Think about it, it makes sense...........

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[Demiparadigm]

And as Snoop said in '94 "we don't love them ho's"

[ilikeaces86]

Why is it that I always seem to get beat when I am ahead in a SNG as compared to in cash games and MTT's it "feels" like my hand wins as often as it should?

[Miffed22001]

Why is the poetry of W. B Yeats full of symbolism?
He's a dumbass irish poet who cant write for fanny and his literary style sucks so why is his garbage poetry full of symbolism?
(i only posted a sad question coz i just left my tutorial class at uni)

[a500lbgorilla]

Why is the sky blue?

-'rilla

[Grand_MasterB]

Why is the sky blue?

-'rilla

Its not.. it just appears that way because of how light gets broken down coming through ozone, pollution etc. Who knew pollution was soo kick ass! What if one day our pollution level takes a huge change and the sky appears a different color? woah...

[BrokeSucca]

Why is the sky blue?

-'rilla

Its not.. it just appears that way because of how light gets broken down coming through ozone, pollution etc. Who knew pollution was soo kick ass! What if one day our pollution level takes a huge change and the sky appears a different color? woah...

I believe the sky was blue before fossil fuels and aerosal.

[CrunchyNuts]

It's all the water in the air. Goddamn water pollution.

[Tim Vecchioni]

This is a two part question.. Why are my responses weird?.. and How is my girlfriend hot and im so ugly?

[Trikflow77]

Why is it that I always seem to get beat when I am ahead in a SNG as compared to in cash games and MTT's it "feels" like my hand wins as often as it should?

this is a good question, as fish taco feels the same, Fishtaco finds that sngs must be rigged, because there is no way fishtaco can get runner runnered so many times in one day. When you have a flip, it seems like you are always on the losing end of it. WHile on the other hand, it semms to be about right in cash games and mtts. This leave only one explaination, sngs are rigged.......


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[Trikflow77]

Why is the poetry of W. B Yeats full of symbolism?
He's a dumbass irish poet who cant write for fanny and his literary style sucks so why is his garbage poetry full of symbolism?
(i only posted a sad question coz i just left my tutorial class at uni)

It is full of symbolism so people like you could bitch about universities making you read his poetry.

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[Trikflow77]

And as Snoop said in '94 "we don't love them ho's"

In 94 snoop didnt in fact love them ho's, but now it is clear that he does.....................


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[Trikflow77]

This is a two part question.. Why are my responses weird?.. and How is my girlfriend hot and im so ugly?

Wow, this is a tough one.......how to tell a guy he is a nerd without offending him.....Your responses are weird and you are ugly can only mean one thing, your hot girlfriend must dig ugly dorks................

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[Tim Vecchioni]

yea can you come physicaly examine her to tell me why this is?

[koolmoe]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[koolmoe]

How is my girlfriend hot and im so ugly?

The answer to your question lies in an ancient tome - the screenplay to the movie Shallow Hal.

[Tim Vecchioni]

that movie is based on a true story? hrmm

[bencathers]

what?

[Tim Vecchioni]

what?

you obviously dont understand the logic behind this conversation.

[Trikflow77]

yea can you come physicaly examine her to tell me why this is?

No i can not, just be thankful that she likes your ugly mug..........

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[Trikflow77]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

i believe it would be a lot of wood....................

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[Tim Vecchioni]

i got a real good question...why did i just do this.... :P

[Trikflow77]

i got a real good question...why did i just do this.... :P

You did that because of a topic in the above thread. You were deamed a dork, and dorks do things of this nature..........gg


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[Tim Vecchioni]

why am i at work and asking you questions?

[Tim Vecchioni]

why would i dart around a walmart suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

[Tim Vecchioni]

or... Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

[bigred]

Where do babies come from?

[Tim Vecchioni]

good question here...why is fish taco taking so long to answer my questions

[RiverMonkey]

Why is FishTaco refering to himself in the third person in the same way that Jimmy on Seinfeld called himself Jimmy all the time?

'George likes his Chicken Spicy" .... why?

[Trikflow77]

why am i at work and asking you questions?

You must be bored...............


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[Trikflow77]

why would i dart around a walmart suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

it is entirely possible you are also slightly retarded as well as being a dork.



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[Trikflow77]

Where do babies come from?

they come from rilla.............


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[Trikflow77]

good question here...why is fish taco taking so long to answer my questions

fishtaco is at school and had to teach a lab in 20 minute, thus his response time is slow, and in a few minutes will be even slower....


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Why is FishTaco refering to himself in the third person in the same way that Jimmy on Seinfeld called himself Jimmy all the time?

'George likes his Chicken Spicy" .... why?

why ask why, try bud dry.........


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[Jeebus Kliest]

If left is not right, then right is all that's left....right?

[Tim Vecchioni]

ok so you got these 3 companys..OIL, WATER, and ELECTRIC and you got 3 houses...now you have to get all 3 of these utilities to each house without crossing anylines... DO IT..

OIL WATER ELECTRIC


HOUSE 1 HOUSE 2 HOUSE 3



NO CROSSING LINES!!!!!!!

Why is FISHTACO post whoring?

Wait... that's too ironic for me to say that.

[Demiparadigm]

Natural Aspiration or forced induction?
Supercharger or Turbo?
Positive displacement or centrifugal?

[a500lbgorilla]

What movie should I buy for the letter D?

-'rilla

[BrokeSucca]

what?

you obviously dont understand the logic behind this conversation.

Damn it people, you missed the brilliance of this post. This wasn't at you but at Mr. Taco. So let me repeat:

What?

[koolmoe]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

i believe it would be a lot of wood....................

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You, sir, are a FRAUD.

The proper answer is:

"A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

I will leave you to your crystal ball and tarot cards.

[Demiparadigm]

that is not quite correct.

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[CrunchyNuts]

What movie should I buy for the letter D?

Dodgeball.

[Seasider]

Why in order to do good must we sometimes engage in evil?

[Trikflow77]

If left is not right, then right is all that's left....right?

lefties are in their right minds.............


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ok so you got these 3 companys..OIL, WATER, and ELECTRIC and you got 3 houses...now you have to get all 3 of these utilities to each house without crossing anylines... DO IT..

OIL WATER ELECTRIC


HOUSE 1 HOUSE 2 HOUSE 3

why would you want to send oil to your house???? dude this question is retarded easy.........

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Why is FISHTACO post whoring?

Wait... that's too ironic for me to say that.

this is your chance to ask fishtaco a question and you come up with that.........i like


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[/quote]

[Trikflow77]

Natural Aspiration or forced induction?
Supercharger or Turbo?
Positive displacement or centrifugal?

we hit my sweet spot...... personally, i would go with forced induction. Why you say, because the fastest cars in the world have a power adder, and that can not be disputed. Band for the buck nitrous oxide is the best power adder available, if you can tune a car properly. Most cant so.......

I pick a turbo charger over a supercharger because it does not need to run off the crank to make horsepower. A supercharger eats up a lot of engine power to get the air moving, while a turbo does not. For street use however, a supercharger is more friendly, easier to tune, and not nearly as difficult to lauch.

I take a centrifugal charger any day of the week. They make a ton of power and are much easier to tune than a roots blower.


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[Trikflow77]

What movie should I buy for the letter D?

-'rilla

rilla should get dazed and confused, or dogma, fishtaco is leaning towards dogma


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[Trikflow77]

what?

you obviously dont understand the logic behind this conversation.

Damn it people, you missed the brilliance of this post. This wasn't at you but at Mr. Taco. So let me repeat:

What?

OKKKKAYYYYY!!!!!


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[Trikflow77]

Why in order to do good must we sometimes engage in evil?

Why do bad things happen to good people?


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[bencathers]

Why did my old high school cancel the senior prom?

http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?se...cal&id=3486445

[Trikflow77]

Why did my old high school cancel the senior prom?

http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?se...cal&id=3486445

why ask questions you already have the answers to? fishtaco is not pleased.......


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[ilikeaces86]

Why is it that I always feel the need to bluff off my stack to "pot commited" opps in MTT's?

[a500lbgorilla]

Why is it that I always feel the need to bluff off my stack to "pot commited" opps in MTT's?

How else do you suck out?

-'rilla

[Trikflow77]

Why is it that I always feel the need to bluff off my stack to "pot commited" opps in MTT's?

Because the times the dinky post oak bluff works you fell like the greatest player ever, but most of the time you just look back and call yourself a donk.

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[drmcboy]

All the money is in at the WSOP main event, you're HU. Do you want JJ or AK?

[Muxy]

Why is this thread so "ghey"?

[Trikflow77]

All the money is in at the WSOP main event, you're HU. Do you want JJ or AK?

JJ all day,....... i can get away from either hand, so i take the jj........

[Trikflow77]

Why is this thread so "ghey"?

You have already been owned muxy, gg and vnh sir.............

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[DaNutsInYoEye]

Atrocious advice... the clear answer is Debbie Does Dallas. You're a fucking fraud.

[Trikflow77]

Atrocious advice... the clear answer is Debbie Does Dallas. You're a fucking fraud.

with rilla being a rilla, i did not think human porn appied here, hence my movie advice..............

[bencathers]

why did you change your name from trikflow777? and why change your badass avatar of a car. i prerefered that so much.im sllo shitfaced.

[arkana]

What is the best way to eat a fishtaco?

[Pingviini]

Why are both me and Arkana reading and writing in this stupid thread even though we are supposed to work?

[Irisheyes]

Why, when I two table, does the perfect flop for my Table 1 hole cards always appear on Table 2, yes I get jack shit on Table 1?

[a500lbgorilla]

Why, when I two table, does the perfect flop for my Table 1 hole cards always appear on Table 2, yes I get jack shit on Table 1?

Play more tables and confuse the program.

-'rilla

[UncleBuddy]

What movie should I buy for the letter D?

-'rilla

Duets

You dumbass

[UncleBuddy]

How do I get guys to quit staring at my enormous cock when standing next to me at the urinal?

[a500lbgorilla]

How do I get guys to quit staring at my enormous cock when standing next to me at the urinal?

Wake up.

-'rilla

[pantherhound]

If no news is good news, is all news bad news?

[Trikflow77]

If no news is good news, is all news bad news?

NO

BUMP because everyone seems to be doing it, but mine was first!!!!!

p.s. I changed my name to fish taco for a while, but then changed it back, you can only be a taco for so long.

[bigred]

How long can you be a taco for?

[IowaSkinsFan]

How did you end up getting a 6 figure salary in your mid twenties? And what advice do you have for kids when they get out of college?

If you went out onto the local country club what would you shoot with an hour warm up at the range and putting green?