Ask me about being from Mayberry, NC (Andy Griffith, etc)

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Anyone named Opie in town? Are they suicidal at their parents' name choice?

I know two people from Mt. Airy named Opie who are both > 40 years old, but I don't know them well enough to answer the 2nd question.

do your parents know you're gay?

Yes, but they don't know that I hustled the mayor of Mt. Airy for about $200 in one night at chess when I was 16. True story.