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    Default Ask me anything about being old

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    exactly how wrinkly are your balls now?
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    does this work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    exactly how wrinkly are your balls now?
    Pretty damn wrinkly.

    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS
    does this work?

    Idk but I have grey hairs on my face.
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    Are mashed prunes better stirred into your oatmeal or on their own?
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    phffffft
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    phffffft
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    I knew this thread'd bring the geezers outta the woodwork.

    As a geezer in training, even this thread had me rolleyesing
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    im as old as warpe, jyms, flomo, and spoon's balls combined
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    phffffft
    Haha look! The real old guy is trying to talk without his dentures again!


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Define the word "old" because I'm positive I'm older than you, yet still consider myself to be young.
    The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly rating their ability much higher than average. This bias is attributed to a metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their mistakes
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    I'm old as shit. ALMOST 20. *slits wrists*

    So exactly how dusty does old vagina get? Like if you blow on it, does it come off like a big cloud?

    Have you tried viagra yet? (I suggest this for anyone, young or old, that shit is awesome)

    When do you get fitted for your dentures?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    im as old as warpe, jyms, flomo, and spoon's balls combined
    how old are you?
    do the right thing.
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    26

    I'm the oldest guy here right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    26

    I'm the oldest guy here right?
    yup.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    I knew it
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    happy bday, you're not 30 right?
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    Happy B'day I guess, missed commune for a day or two as I'm moving house.

    25 is young. When you get to 35 you can start worrying. And by then Warpe and Gator will be dribbling and shitting themselves in a care home somewhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    26

    I'm the oldest guy here right?
    I've got that beat by a bit.
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    boom 6 months younger than spooooooon
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    im fucking older than spoon
    Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kevster
    Happy B'day I guess, missed commune for a day or two as I'm moving house.

    25 is young. When you get to 35 you can start worrying. And by then Warpe and Gator will be dribbling and shitting themselves in a care home somewhere.
    Yikes. Then I must really be getting worried.

    Happy belated Bday spoon.
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    When I was 25 (google image results)





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    My best friend totaled his IROC doing 140 in a 35 when we were 17. Surprisingly he lived.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kevster
    Happy B'day I guess, missed commune for a day or two as I'm moving house.

    25 is young. When you get to 35 you can start worrying. And by then Warpe and Gator will be dribbling and shitting themselves in a care home somewhere.
    Wow... this post was actually very comforting. In 10 years, it's will again be very comforting.
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    "Madonna made Whoopee" i lol'd
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    phffffft
    Haha look! The real old guy is trying to talk without his dentures again!
    hahaha, when will old people cease being such hilarious sideshows?
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    Do you ever look back on your youth and wish you did something else/didn't do something, old man?
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Do you ever look back on your youth and wish you did something else/didn't do something, old man?
    In some profound sense, I'm sure that's a big factor in why people feel old
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    Damn, I thought jyms was older than me.

    When I was 25,
    Space Shuttle Challenger exploded
    Nintendo games were introduced into the US
    "We Are the World" was song of the year
    "Just cause I'm from the South don't mean I ain't got no book learnin'"

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    ...we've all learned long ago how to share the truth without actually having the truth.
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    This should make you feel better about being "Old"


    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Hey everyone. I'm a relative newbie to poker, but after reading through a lot of the articles and posts on this website, I decided what the hell I'd give it a try. I'm going to try starting out at the $0.05/$0.10 no limit tables on PokerStars with a $60 bankroll just to see how things go. I know that the max buy-in on those tables is $10, and that I'm supposed to start with a larger bankroll, but cash is a little tight this month (I've even rode my bike to work for a couple weeks to save money for my first deposit), and I'm itching for entertainment after my Playstation died a couple weeks ago.

    I know I need to be careful about what hands I start with, and what position I'm in, and what odds I'm getting/giving on draws. Even though I've played at PokerStars on the play money tables, I want to try to learn and try to do this right... I feel kinda bad about not starting with an appropriate bankroll, but I've also got the feeling that I won't learn much at the $0.01/$0.02 tables either.

    Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to ask is, do I have the right outlook on things so far? All comments and advice are VERY welcome =)
    "Just cause I'm from the South don't mean I ain't got no book learnin'"

    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    ...we've all learned long ago how to share the truth without actually having the truth.
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    OMFG.....Spoon was a donk.....I knew it.
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    I lol'd. Thats like reading the post from ISF saying that $5 or whatever is "a lot of money."
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    So tell me Grandpa, what was it like before the internetz?
    Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.

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