Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
On what planet does a parent teach their child to tie two different knots in their two shoes? Gtfo with that theory.

We need some video of bananaman tying his laces so we can subject it to kinematic analysis.
It could be a matter of poor tequinique when teaching. Granny knots and square knots are similar, it's easy to accidentally tie a granny knot when trying to make a square knot. That said, it's possible that one shoe has a granny knot, and the other square, due to improper tying tequnique which was taught from a young age by accident. It's certainly plausible.