**Ask a monkey a physics question thread**

[MadMojoMonkey]

Lets say that you were on the middle of an infinite frozen pond. For any direction you looked, there was ice to the horizon. As you moved one foot, it effortlessly slides and you fall down. It take's some coordinated effort to even stand. But you, having an idea, take off your clothes and bundle them up and throw them Thataway, and for your work, you move Thisaway. You see, the center of mass of you and your clothes has not moved, yet you and your clothes have.

I'd suggest keeping your clothes on and simply inhaling over your left shoulder and exhaling over your right.

...but...

If you want to imagine JKDS with his clothes off, or trick him into imagining you with your clothes off, that's cool, too.