**Ask a monkey a physics question thread**

[Savy]

So basically, if I talk enough bollocks, sooner or later I'll accidentally say something brilliant.

I'll be sure to give Maxwell a mention when I'm telling them where to stick their Nobel Prize.

The nobel prize comes with a nice chunk of money, I wouldn't turn it down.

[OngBonga]

The nobel prize comes with a nice chunk of money, I wouldn't turn it down.

I'm fairly certain that if I a) actually solved these physics problems, and b) rejected the Nobel Prize, I'd milk a living through alt media interviews and fringe science conventions. Fuck it, I reckon I'd get sponsorship piece of piece to be a top poker player. It's not about skills at the top, it's about who's willing to bankroll you.

I reckon turning it down is probably worth more than whatever bollocks they'll offer me.