Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post

My foremost hypothesis has not been directly refuted yet, so I'm not sure if I should drop it or not.
I.e. are you 100% certain that you're tying square knots and not granny knots?
I thought you just finished telling me this wasn't your hypothesis?

Also, the hypothesis assumes he's tying two different knots in the left and right shoe, so you're asking the wrong question Mr. Science.

Banana, do you tie the knots with the exact same steps in each shoe?