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  1. 05-17-2006 04:44 PM #1
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    Default Auto Sensor Toilet flushers

    Lovem or Hatem ?

    I was flying back from Miami and someone left a present in the toilet at the airport and I couldnt get it to flush so I could poo. I was waving my hand up and down, acting like i was getting up from the toilet... Kicking my leg across the sensor and everything.. It wouldnt flush.. I had to poop on top of someone elses.

    Thoughts?
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  2. 05-17-2006 04:51 PM #2
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    gotta like those stackable bonuses

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  3. 05-17-2006 04:59 PM #3
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    I got home and sprayed lysol all over my butt.
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  4. 05-17-2006 06:04 PM #4
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    Your loosing, lolololololololololol
    The worst are the ones that are oversensitive and flush every time you wipe your ass.
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  5. 05-17-2006 06:07 PM #5
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    Usually those things still have a flush button...
    LOL OPERATIONS
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  6. 05-17-2006 07:01 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Usually those things still have a flush button...
    Dude they just came out. How would you know anyways? I didnt have my glasses on either.. So .

    I like when it goes off for no reason when your sitting on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fasin8ing

    Dude they just came out.
    You live in the sticks or sumthin'? They came out last millennium.
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  8. 05-17-2006 07:33 PM #8
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    I hate the really sensitive ones that go off after you put the seat cover on but before you have a chance to sit down all the way.
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  9. 05-17-2006 07:39 PM #9
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    just pull the chain...

    jesus how lazy are you americans...
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelion
    just pull the chain...

    jesus how lazy are you americans...
    "chain"?

    jesus, how behind is your technology...

    and I'm Canadian, btw
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    I like them because then people usually cant leave you a big surprise, when people havy to manually flush in public only half seem to, the other half are to proud of the horrible diarhea mess they made to flush.

    I think the auto tiolet seat cleaner is cool, where the tiolet seat spins and gets wiped off.
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    I think the auto tiolet seat cleaner is cool, where the tiolet seat spins and gets wiped off.
    You mean you guys don't all just pee on the seat to clean it?
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    Your loosing, lolololololololololol
    I think the auto tiolet seat cleaner is cool, where the tiolet seat spins and gets wiped off.
    It must be nice living in the future.
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    Anyone else think it's completely gross he took a dump when there was one already in there? When you're doing a #2 you get some splash effect...

    I would have found another toilet or another bathroom. That's just gross.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    ive never seen one without a flush button, nor would i ever poop on top of another poop not created by me. that is too much. i would shit on the floor next to the toilet before i sat down on top of a previous poop, that just crosses the line.
    i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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    Quote Originally Posted by samsonite2100
    I think the auto tiolet seat cleaner is cool, where the tiolet seat spins and gets wiped off.
    It must be nice living in the future.
    The future is now. http://www.mybidets.com/scs.html
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greedo017
    nor would i ever poop on top of another poop not created by me.
    I don't even know if I'd do that, nevermind doubling up
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  18. 05-18-2006 01:00 AM #18
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    the things that rotate, supposedly the same piece of plastic is never used, like used ones go into the disposal part, and you get a new one... but I dont trust htem. I think its all a robot conspiracy to spread sex warts and crabs amongst all of human kind. I have a freind.. he says that he doenst even cover in public bathrooms, dont you guys find that wierd? Isnt that just a bit too care free?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Your loosing, lolololololololololol
    ive never seen one without a flush button, nor would i ever poop on top of another poop not created by me. that is too much. i would shit on the floor next to the toilet before i sat down on top of a previous poop, that just crosses the line.
    It's funny to imagine Jennifer Love Hewitt saying this.
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  20. 05-18-2006 05:45 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    I have a freind.. he says that he doenst even cover in public bathrooms, dont you guys find that wierd? Isnt that just a bit too care free?

    cover what?
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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  21. 05-18-2006 06:57 AM #21
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    I dont agree with any of you lot, i would not have a problem taking a dump if you couldnt get it to flush and there was not another facility near by.
    And as for taking one on the floor WTF that is far worse

    As they say shit happens
    The strong point in poker is never to lose your temper, either with those you are playing with or, more particularly, with the cards. There is no sympathy in poker. Always keep cool. If you lose your head you will lose all your chips.
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