Because there seems to be such a demand for this.

I will provide stars that you can name for the discounted price of $29.

Why pay 50 when 29 will get you a star. But you have to print the certifiacate I send you. So that saves you $21.

BTW. Brain and Brian are already taken. The were registered 2 years ago by a mayalsian squirrel farmer.

But many other names are still available.

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