the other day im driving home with a friend after running some errands and we decide we need to get some beer. we decide to go to this shitty market place that we never go to. usually we go to this other place, but i had been in there LITERALLY 5 days in the past 6 buying beer. the foreign guy that is always there made fun of me when i was the there the previous day because hes seen me buy so much beer. like, i was leaving after paying and he says "ill see you tomorrow hahahaha bla bla bla" but with his accent. hes nice though and thinks im 21 so ill continue to give him most of my business.

anyway at this market, i buy a couple six packs and my friend gets some cheap wine (beat). i walk outside and this youngish white girl (25-30 ish) all wrapped up in dirty old coats ask for a beer. shes just sitting on the shadowy corner of the market place so i figure her life sucks. i smile and says "sure" and slide her a magic hat. she thanks me with a smile and i feel good about myself after i give it to her and start walking away shes says "yea im homeless." lol

it was funny because she didnt need to persuade me, but she used that line anyway. its almost as if she always uses the line and didnt know how to act when i just gave it to her without resistance, so she just said the line anyway. "yea im homeless." also the beer wasn't a twist off so not sure how her weak ass opened it.