QFT. Especially about the squating/standing up peeing. Men can barely aim their piss facing the right direction and with a hose. Women are shooting backwards out of a gap and they have no concern over where it lands, just that their ass doesn't touch that seat.
how the hell do you know, are you a woman?
Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.