I drive 8-10mph over the speed limit, always, and if you ride my ass...I...........drive..............slower. Absolutely NOT in the fast lane, though, on highways I get my ass over if you want to get by.

Also if you do something stupid while driving I will not just toot my horn a little bit, I'll actually lay on the motherfucker and try to make eye contact with you while lipping/saying "YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID" so you know you are fucking stupid.