Being an Asshole

[kiwiMark]

How are you ever expecting anything but a csb

[Luke999]

Texting my phonebook at 5am regulary hoping to wake them up.
Spamming people I know who have important meetings/busy with essays etc
Putting spicy sauce into friends drinks
Doing a loud pitch Nazgul scream out of the car as we drive past people (best result was a girl falling off her bike)
If im drunk and walk home rather than get a taxi, I steal a pushbike just to ride downhill then put it nicely against the wall.

etc etc standard stuff