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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty3038 View Post
    Married the barefoot girl at the bar... my wife always takes her shoes off when she drinks... keeps her from stumbling as bad.
    wtf

    Is she walking around barefoot in these situations or in stocking feet? I can't decide which is grosser.
  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    wtf

    Is she walking around barefoot in these situations or in stocking feet? I can't decide which is grosser.
    Well... she normally drops the shoes under her chair, then puts them on when going to the bathroom or such...

    But Benny, what kind of dirty chicks do you hang out with, in what kind of dives, that you are so concerned about them being barefoot (either you think their feet are dirty and disgusting, or you feel the bar is too dirty for their feet to be exposed in) ? Haven't you ever seen the huddle of women on the dance floor holding their shoes because they can't dance in their heels? That grosses you out?

    Oh, and remember, the women's restroom is not nearly as filthy as the mens in most joints.
  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty3038 View Post
    Oh, and remember, the women's restroom is not nearly as filthy as the mens in most joints.
    Seriously disagree with this. Women are way more disgusting in so many ways when it comes to using public bathrooms. Men use urinals and barely stop to use the sink. Women stand to pee in toilets, won't touch anything that falls on the ground so they leave it, and overflow almost every waste bin in the bathrooms within a few hours. Talk to more women about this. I've escorted my wife and her friends in to several men's bathrooms because of the nature of the women's bathrooms on several occasions over the last ten years.
  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    Seriously disagree with this. Women are way more disgusting in so many ways when it comes to using public bathrooms. Men use urinals and barely stop to use the sink. Women stand to pee in toilets, won't touch anything that falls on the ground so they leave it, and overflow almost every waste bin in the bathrooms within a few hours. Talk to more women about this. I've escorted my wife and her friends in to several men's bathrooms because of the nature of the women's bathrooms on several occasions over the last ten years.
    QFT. Especially about the squating/standing up peeing. Men can barely aim their piss facing the right direction and with a hose. Women are shooting backwards out of a gap and they have no concern over where it lands, just that their ass doesn't touch that seat.
    Some days it feels like I've been standing forever, waiting for the bank teller to return so I can cash in all these Sklansky Bucks.
  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by KoRnholio View Post
    QFT. Especially about the squating/standing up peeing. Men can barely aim their piss facing the right direction and with a hose. Women are shooting backwards out of a gap and they have no concern over where it lands, just that their ass doesn't touch that seat.
    how the hell do you know, are you a woman?
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  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    how the hell do you know, are you a woman?
    lol no! These facts come up in pretty much every convo with women regarding public washrooms. Maybe I talk about bathrooms too much. But better bathrooms than feet. Feet are so nasty.
    Some days it feels like I've been standing forever, waiting for the bank teller to return so I can cash in all these Sklansky Bucks.
  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty3038 View Post
    But Benny, what kind of dirty chicks do you hang out with, in what kind of dives
    Stop right there. Any public establishment...a fucking library for all I care but ESPECIALLY somewhere where food is served and ppl are drunk and tracking bar bathroom catastrophe everywhere...is going to have the kind of floor I don't want my feet touching, let alone a woman's foot that I might want touching me later.

    U goin get AIDS, son.

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