this is one of the best tv shows ever, and i forget a lot of the hilarious shit they say on there. ill start off with a few.

"Let the fools have their tar tar sauce." - Mr. Burns

"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?" - Homer

"Ah, Monday morning. Time to pay for your two days of debauchery, you hungover drones." - Mr. Burns