Yay GAY!

I used to be on a Submarine.

We had this one cook, tall black guy... His dick limp was half way to his knee.
Given that, he was relatively proud of it and would often show it off.

Sometimes with the new kids to the boat he would walk up behind them, unzip his coveralls, and drop his blacksnake into their pocket. They then got quite a surprise when they reached to see what is was.

We had a white guy with quite a schlong too. supposedly 91/2" but I never verified. I did, however see him get in a "fight" with a guy who was making fun of him being a "nerd" (He was one of the nuclear trained crew, in my division.)
He pinned the little store clerk t othe ground, whipped out his penis and showed the pinned clerk the huge 00 gauge Prince albert he had before mushroom stamping the clerk's forehead.

Speaking of piercings... we had a guy get a PA and reverse PA, so another guy decided to one up that with both PA's and a frenum (the skin under the head) they then went back and forth every month or so with one getting 2 more piercings so he would have one more than the other (all in the penis) until one had 8 and the other 7, and the guy with 7 gave up and took out all but 3.
This is when I learned what an "Ampallang" and "Appadravia" were. If I have given too much info already, you probably don't want to know.

Gay enough yet?