Bin ladens final words

[celtic123]

" I need a house full of navy seals like I need a hole in the head, oh crap"

[bigred]

Still stealing other people's wives?

[Shotglass]

"Don't worry about those helicopters. I told you they'll never find me here."

[bigspenda73]

ITS JUST BEEN REVOKED

[BennyLaRue]

Still stealing other people's wives?

Speaking of this, does your grown kid know you're having another kid?

Just curious what the reaction was.

[bigred]

I can play too!

"Daughter of mine, I swear I will never use you as a human shield...[CIA breaks into home]...ok, this is going to get awkward..."

[celtic123]

Speaking of this, does your grown kid know you're having another kid?

Just curious what the reaction was.

Yea. I have a 17 year old daughter. Shes pretty pleased.

[celtic123]

Still stealing other people's wives?

No. I've stopped this leak.

[wufwugy]

"Hey it's the Pakistani government coming to tell me the United States has found my new hiding spot so they want to move me to somewhere else because they protect me because terrorism pays and controls and we gotta hold out until at least we can get somebody like Bush back in the White House because he went out of his way to not find me or stop me. George Bush is my friend. I love Republicans because they lie and murder even more than I do, and I respect that"

[bigred]

"Hey it's the Pakistani government coming to tell me the United States has found my new hiding spot so they want to move me to somewhere else because they protect me because terrorism pays and controls and we gotta hold out until at least we can get somebody like Bush back in the White House because he went out of his way to not find me or stop me. George Bush is my friend. I love Republicans because they lie and murder even more than I do, and I respect that"

Dude, it's Osama's final words...not final speech

[Shotglass]

Please don't pull that trigger, I've got a speach to give.

[wufwugy]

Dude, it's Osama's final words...not final speech

He talks real fast

[BennyLaRue]

The Top 8 Ice Cream Flavours, BinLaden's Final Words Jokes ITT and Left-Handed Pitchers of All-Time

8. Sandy Koufax
7. Randy Johnson
6. Chocolate
5. Warren Spahn
4. Mint-Chocolate Chip
3. Spumoni
2. Lefty Grove
1. Black Cherry

[a500lbgorilla]

Strange that none of his last words were in arabic.

[a500lbgorilla]

The Top 8 Ice Cream Flavours, BinLaden's Final Words Jokes ITT and Left-Handed Pitchers of All-Time

8. Sandy Koufax
7. Randy Johnson
6. Chocolate
5. Warren Spahn
4. Mint-Chocolate Chip
3. Spumoni
2. Lefty Grove
1. Black Cherry

Yeah, but everyone knows that the list of Top 8 Ice Cream Flavours, Bin Laden Final Word Jokes ITT and Left-Handed Pitchers of All-Time is no where near the Top 50 of Lists of Incoherent Topics Used as Put Downs.

[baudib]

The Top 8 Ice Cream Flavours, BinLaden's Final Words Jokes ITT and Left-Handed Pitchers of All-Time

8. Sandy Koufax
7. Randy Johnson
6. Chocolate
5. Warren Spahn
4. Mint-Chocolate Chip
3. Spumoni
2. Lefty Grove
1. Black Cherry

Dude wtf, how can you miss Steve Carlton, Allahu Akbar and Cherry Garcia?

[BennyLaRue]

Yeah, but everyone knows that the list of Top 8 Ice Cream Flavours, Bin Laden Final Word Jokes ITT and Left-Handed Pitchers of All-Time is no where near the Top 50 of Lists of Incoherent Topics Used as Put Downs.

I agree that it was clear.

[BennyLaRue]

Dude wtf, how can you miss Steve Carlton, Allahu Akbar and Cherry Garcia?

Carlton just missed and Allahu Akbar was not already listed in this thread. But you got me on Cherry Garcia.

Take Koufax off and put Cherry Garcia 4th.

[pocketfours]

"I surrender peacefully"

[NobleTruths]

لا يمكنك الحصول على عنزتي مثير.

[BooG690]

لا يمكنك الحصول على عنزتي مثير.

Google translates this as: You can not get my goat so sexy.

[bigred]

Google translates this as: You can not get my goat so sexy.

lolz

[Sasquach991]

"Hey it's the Pakistani government coming to tell me the United States has found my new hiding spot so they want to move me to somewhere else because they protect me because terrorism pays and controls and we gotta hold out until at least we can get somebody like Bush back in the White House because he went out of his way to not find me or stop me. George Bush is my friend. I love Republicans because they lie and murder even more than I do, and I respect that"

Are you serious? You really think Bush didn't want to find OBL? What would he gain by not finding him? I know I know then he couldn't continue his war to invade Iraq. The world is better off without OBL and Sadaam.

"...I love Politicians because they lie and murder even more than I do, and I respect that"

fyp

[NobleTruths]

uh oh...I earned a red square.

[supa]

Are you serious? You really think Bush didn't want to find OBL? What would he gain by not finding him? I know I know then he couldn't continue his war to invade Iraq. The world is better off without OBL and Sadaam.

I think it has less to do with Iraq and more with an extremely wealthy Saudi family.

[wufwugy]

Are you serious? You really think Bush didn't want to find OBL? What would he gain by not finding him? I know I know then he couldn't continue his war to invade Iraq. The world is better off without OBL and Sadaam.



fyp

Bush quite specifically didn't want to get OBL. He had OBL cornered at one point, but let him go, he disbanded most of the task force focused on finding OBL, and he said in a press conference that he doesn't really care to find him.

It's not about the world being "better off". It's about more money and power for the rich and powerful. The world is much worse off now than it has ever been. That will only change when power changes hands from greedy sociopaths to humanitarians. Unfortunately, that kind of thing is warded off by the system and human nature itself

Not all politicians are bad. A lot are good. People like Feingold, Sanders, Dean, Grayson, Weiner, all real good guys. None of the good ones are Republicans. The Pauls and maybe a couple newish smaller sort of libertarians have a couple good policies in social libertarianism and crunching the Federal Reserve, but that's it. Over the last forty years of government, Republicans are responsible for about 99% of all terrible policy. The Religious Right and megacorp funding has made it so

[kiwiMark]

god damnit, people like you are letting the celtic123's win. you should be ashamed.

[mbiz]

"pass me a pepsi baby...mm thats goo- AHH!"

[Shotglass]

ما هذا جميلة ، ونقطة حمراء على ملابسي؟

[NobleTruths]

ما هذا جميلة ، ونقطة حمراء على ملابسي؟

lolololololol

[surviva316]

"bring on that sweet virgin pussy!"

[surviva316]

well, not if you count the gurgling sound

[Shotglass]

"bring on that sweet virgin pussy!"

I could be wrong, but the doesn't the qur'an say that if the martyr dies while killing the infidel then he shall receive 72 mansions, with 72 bedrooms each, with 72 virgins in each bedroom?

If that's the case, since BinLaden was not killing the infidel, but was instead, cowering behind a woman, then shouldn't he get to meet bubba the butt pirate?

[wufwugy]

FWIW, OBL didn't use his wife or anybody as a human shield. Just standard demonizing brainwashing

[Shotglass]

FWIW, OBL didn't use his wife or anybody as a human shield. Just standard demonizing brainwashing

WOW! It's a joke, damn!

[flomo]

"Come in"

[Shotglass]

"Not tonight dear, I'm about to have a headache."

Edit: Translation: ليس هذا المساء العزيزة، أنا حوالي أن يكون صداع

[mbiz]

FWIW, OBL didn't use his wife or anybody as a human shield. Just standard demonizing brainwashing

haha inorite. As if they needed to embellish anything, we KNOW osama is a bad guy.

[spoonitnow]

ALLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLA OOGA BOOGA *CAMEL CALL*

[Ragnar4]

"don't Shoot! I'm unarmed!"

[bigred]

FWIW, OBL didn't use his wife or anybody as a human shield. Just standard demonizing brainwashing

How do you know? Were you there?

[Ragnar4]

Who the fuck cares whether or not he used his wife as a human shield?

Here's what the world keeps refusing to admit: Every man that entered Bin-Ladin's compound was given the order to shoot on sight. If it's not lying on the ground with its hands cradeled on the back of its head, shoot it, period.

She died because she was in the wrong house when we came crashing in. We may just be saying that she was used as a human shield so that we don't have to pay with a pound of flesh to the rest of the world media. Bin-Ladin may be that evil of a fuck; and used her as a human shield, thinking we wouldn't saw her in half to get to him. Either way, she wasn't walking away alive from this one.

[wufwugy]

How do you know? Were you there?

No, but people who were said the sourcing was bad. Standard tabloids and propaganda to make shit up that gets peoples attention then nobody notices when its recanted the next day

[kevster]

The day after the raid, John Brennan, the White House counterterrorism chief, said that the woman that was killed was one of bin Laden's five wives and was being used as a human shield at the time. However, the next day, White House Press Secretary, Jay Carney, said that bin Laden's wife had rushed the invading commandos and was shot in the leg, but was not killed........................ Bin Laden's twelve-year-old daughter, who was reported to have witnessed her father being shot, was injured by flying debris. The Guardian reported, "she was comforting her father's fifth wife, Amal Ahmed al-Sadah, 29, who was shot in the calf by commandos as they closed in on bin Laden."

Wikipedia is like, literally, never wrong.