we had a book in college. a really loooooong book. it defined the different types of craps one can take. of course, "deuk" is short for dookie.

i want to see how you guys compete. and, i'll start.

"community deuk"- you walk into a restroom and all the stalls are full.

my personal favorite...

"iceberg deuk"- the one that is so long the tip sticks out of the water.