I think if you know boost this is funnier but I have to post this cause I was laughing so hard.

BeeSeeYouZee (5:05:46 PM): ok
BeeSeeYouZee (5:05:48 PM): so funny story
BeeSeeYouZee (5:05:53 PM): we all ordered food the other night
Redgrape20 (5:05:27 PM): OHHH
Redgrape20 (5:05:29 PM): GOTS TO HEAR THIS
Redgrape20 (5:05:31 PM): k gogogogo
BeeSeeYouZee (5:06:03 PM): haha
BeeSeeYouZee (5:06:14 PM): so they all ordered a buncha shit..
BeeSeeYouZee (5:06:16 PM): dinners and shit
BeeSeeYouZee (5:06:36 PM): I orderd a sandwich and soup.. and give him 8$, thats what it costs with tax... he was picking it up so no delivery feel
BeeSeeYouZee (5:06:38 PM): 8fee
BeeSeeYouZee (5:06:51 PM): anyways he comes back with food and is saying how it cost 70$ ect ect
BeeSeeYouZee (5:06:56 PM): but hes a passive agressive fag
BeeSeeYouZee (5:07:02 PM): and doesnt actually say anything to me in particular
BeeSeeYouZee (5:07:21 PM): but I paid for my shit... I didnt order like 3 dinners and 5 sides for 2 people
BeeSeeYouZee (5:07:23 PM): anyways
BeeSeeYouZee (5:07:38 PM): hes pulling the food outta the bag and checking the boxes
BeeSeeYouZee (5:07:53 PM): he opens one picks something outta it eats it... then is like "oh I think this is yours"
BeeSeeYouZee (5:07:56 PM): WTF IS THAT?
BeeSeeYouZee (5:08:09 PM): and hes one of those dirty fucking disgusting human beings that doesnt wash his hands like ever
Redgrape20 (5:07:38 PM): LOLOLOL
Redgrape20 (5:07:43 PM): omg im laughing so hard
BeeSeeYouZee (5:08:18 PM): like he thinks soap will give him the plague
Redgrape20 (5:07:54 PM): seriously im loling
BeeSeeYouZee (5:08:33 PM): and Im half joking like "oh... thanks for sticking your fingers in my food"
Redgrape20 (5:08:03 PM): omg u just made my day
Redgrape20 (5:08:04 PM): thank you
BeeSeeYouZee (5:08:43 PM): dude what he ordered was NOTHING liek waht I ordered
BeeSeeYouZee (5:08:45 PM): makes no sense
BeeSeeYouZee (5:09:11 PM): and he quikcly says "yah, I was just scratching my balls and I took a shit earlier and dint wahs my hands" ... but not in like a joking way
BeeSeeYouZee (5:09:15 PM): like... in an asshole way
BeeSeeYouZee (5:09:21 PM): like ... trying to make me feel liek an asshole
BeeSeeYouZee (5:09:39 PM): but the thing is... he probably was scratchign his balls earlier and prob did take a shit and prob didnt wash his hands
BeeSeeYouZee (5:09:49 PM): but Im an asshole cuz I dindt want you digging in my food
Redgrape20 (5:09:22 PM): omg im sorry
Redgrape20 (5:09:26 PM): im posting this on FTR
BeeSeeYouZee (5:10:01 PM): hahah
Redgrape20 (5:09:30 PM): this is hilarious