Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
Better Box 5

You press a button. 50% of the time, you get $2.6 billion American legal tender. After taxes. Cha-ching!

The other 50% of the time, 75% of every dollar you earn for the rest of your days are taken from you and distributed to all of your ex's.
This is basically "hit a button and 50% of the time you live in a mansion and 50% of the time you live on a street corner"