CFB thread, now with wheelchair access for the handicapped.

[a500lbgorilla]

I need witnesses. Our only offensive weapon went down on the first play. Which means we're going to win somehow.

Drink once if Glennon audibles to a run up the middle.

Drink twice if he fumbles it. Once more if we recover.

Drink until you pass out if our offense scores a TD.

Drink once for every time a wideout drops a pass that hits him in the hands.

Give drinks for every point scored by the defense.

[a500lbgorilla]

Drink once when our Everything Macho Harris makes a play.

[bikes]

I'm drinking everytime Michigan fails.

I plan to be dead of alcohol poisioning by the end of the 1st quarter.

Example: just now making a solid drive, fumble.

[a500lbgorilla]

Woo! Offense gained 6 yards and a FG!

[a500lbgorilla]

Join me, bbickes

Lets turn these frowns into drunken belligerence!

[bikes]

Even if by some miricale this isnt a fumble. Mcguffie is prolly out for the rest of a season.

calls for a double shot obv.

[bikes]

Thank god whatshisfuck the msu QB

blows balls

[a500lbgorilla]

OMG OMG OMG WE'RE DRIVING!

[bikes]

TOUCHDOWN MICHIGAN I DTN BELIEVE IT!

[a500lbgorilla]

TOUCHDOWN VT I DNT BELIEVE IT!

[bikes]

Oh my god. What the fuck was that shit.

Hoyer runs slkke a btich and /ringer somehow makes a bobble catch andgets the first down?

WTF

[bigred]

this thread sucks, where is wesrman

[will641]

this thread sucks, where is wesrman

yep.

[bikes]

Now stfuu and let us talk about FUTBOL

[will641]

sorry bbickes, you just aren't quite as talented as wes.

[bikes]

Atleast I tried =(

[a500lbgorilla]

lol haterz dont know how to have fun

humorless bots and azns, all of y'all!

[bikes]

Rich Rod looks like he wanbts to suicide. And rightfully so, we suck something fierce

[a500lbgorilla]

Back to the good old Sean Glennon. He only has two moves: Panic and fail.

[bikes]

Wat happened to that spread option QB you had? He was pure pwnage. Everytime i watch a VT game and glennon is QB its like roflcopter.

[a500lbgorilla]

Injured on the first play. Sean Glennon makes one pass that was completely superhuman (for Sean Glennon) then returned back to panic -> fail mode.

He'd probably be +500 yrds career if he knew how to throw the ball away. But why throw the ball away when you're an athlete!

[bikes]

Michigan will trade you 1 Nick Sheridan and 1 Steven Threet for your injured QB.

I think its pretty fair tbhh

[wesrman]

[flomo]

YES!

[will641]

lol haterz dont know how to have fun

humorless bots and azns, all of y'all!

im not your azn, guy.

[flomo]

ty bigred for turning on the batlight (wes light)

[bikes]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS THREET WITH THE IMPPOSSBLE PASS {for threet}

[XTR1000]

at least theres someone who we can rely on

[a500lbgorilla]

If Sean Glennon knew how to throw the ball away, he'd be +503 yards career.

[a500lbgorilla]

BLOW THE WESRMAN HORN!

[wesrman]

LOL <3 the Todd.

[bikes]

GO BLUE STOP BEING A 1ST HALF TEAM KTHXC

[jdubs]

Hi

Just checking in.

[bikes]

HOW THE FUCK THREET DO YOU THROW A PICK TO A GUY IN AN ARM CAST

[bikes]

Drink drank Drunk. Thank you michigan for another depressing saturday

[will641]

this thread sucks. not one mention thus far of the texas vs osu game. rilla deleting spenda's thread is such mod abuse.

that being said, wooooooooooooooooooooooot texas!

[a500lbgorilla]

use the other thread for all cfb content, no reason for this to even be an issue.