I need witnesses. Our only offensive weapon went down on the first play. Which means we're going to win somehow.

Drink once if Glennon audibles to a run up the middle.

Drink twice if he fumbles it. Once more if we recover.

Drink until you pass out if our offense scores a TD.

Drink once for every time a wideout drops a pass that hits him in the hands.

Give drinks for every point scored by the defense.