ROFLgate! I got kinda bored toward the end but wow, this one had my head spinning.

Staci_Lynn: zero do u think that hesitation check will stop him from betting?
Staci_Lynn: funny how many players do that

zerodivide: I'm multitabling and trying to do 3 other things
zerodivide: but thanks for paying attention

Staci_Lynn: why not sit out if u don't have time to play

zerodivide: I'm not timing out

Staci_Lynn: i never accused u of breaking rules, just not extending the same courteous fast play that is being extended to you

zerodivide: life is tough. don't know what to tell you.

Staci_Lynn: smart guy and slow

zerodivide: shh, concentrate. you have money to lose to me

Staci_Lynn: i bet u really believe that u have some winners when u type this stuff don't you

zerodivide: hush, child

Staci_Lynn: zero u can be as condescending as you like, i'll continue to respond as long as you do and you won't bother me even a little, even though u think ur bringing me to my knees with the idiotic comments

zerodivide: "you"

Staci_Lynn: now ur talking in riddles, try putting together sentences, but u can still use small words

zerodivide: "u" and "ur" are not words.

Staci_Lynn: funny how u have plenty of time on ur hands now
Staci_Lynn: and i dont' blame u for changing the subject

zerodivide: funny indeed. that still doesn't address your spelling deficiency

Staci_Lynn: i just find it funny that you feel like ur getting my goat or distracting my, u and ur zero tourny experience on partypoker, lmao
Staci_Lynn: u picked the right name
Staci_Lynn: ah, i seem to have distracted you away from your intellectual strategy

zerodivide: "u" aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer, are "u"?

Staci_Lynn: couldn't possibly be too bright using a few abbrev's to communicate on the net
Staci_Lynn: first week with ur new puter...or is it easier for u to understand if i spell it out and say computer?

zerodivide: I think you forgot your ADD pills today.

Staci_Lynn: if u tab up, u said "Life is tough. don't know..." You didn't use a capital letter to start the sentence dude!

zerodivide: you're making everyone at the table dumber with every line you type. please, have mercy.

Staci_Lynn: eat children like you for breakfast, come back and see me when u have a little more experience at both poker and intellect

zerodivide: this is so going in the archives

Staci_Lynn: and now ur getting cowardly and campaigning for table support, or assuming u have it

txbyrd: i hope staci doesnt own a gun

Staci_Lynn: speak to me, directly to me, leave the table out of it, have some courace

zerodivide: k.

Staci_Lynn: zero how about this, u stick to poker where u at least can get lucky, ur useless at intellect.

zerodivide: LOL

Staci_Lynn: "lol" the standard comeback when there is no comeback

zerodivide: totally

zerodivide: I'm trying to decide whether to delete your screenname when I post this online

Staci_Lynn: tough decision

zerodivide: eh, not really. censoring would be too much work. it's going to be bad enough going through to copy/paste the chat lines

Staci_Lynn: ur in your own dream world now, obviously u have a message that you think is bringing me to my knees, but i must be stupid cause ur over my head with that one

zerodivide: must be.