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  1. 11-01-2007 09:39 PM #1
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    My friend's cat had kittens. I made the mistake of saying I had thought about getting a cat and they convinced me to accept it.



    They named it "Sex Panther" from Anchorman (which I haven't seen). I think it's BOC to give your pets foreign names from a 2 pet sample. I'm using Italian because I have a good resource.

    Right now I'm leaning towards "Nera Panterona" which literally translates into black panther, but has the slang meaning of "very hot sexy black woman". Other options were "Gatta Nera" (black cat) and "sessuale giaguaro" (sexy jaguar). I think the last would sound the coolest in English, but doesn't make any sense.

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  2. 11-01-2007 09:48 PM #2
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  3. 11-01-2007 11:28 PM #3
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    The last 5 cats I've owned have all been named Kitty. I'm not so good in the naming department. I can't wait until I have kids. "Hey dumb one! Go tell ugly one and fat one it's time for dinner!"

    Note: I'm not a crazy cat person they just die or disappear on me a lot so I had to replace them somewhat frequently.


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    i like cats
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    The last 5 cats I've owned have all been named Kitty. I'm not so good in the naming department. I can't wait until I have kids. "Hey dumb one! Go tell ugly one and fat one it's time for dinner!"

    Note: I'm not a crazy cat person they just die or disappear on me a lot so I had to replace them somewhat frequently.
    I loled.

    I would say I was going to call it "nera", but I would likely call it "kitty". At least until it grew up, then it would be "cat".
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  6. 11-02-2007 12:08 AM #6
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    kittens are awesome. my whore cat had a few liters cuz she's a whore, but they were sweet





    that last one was easily the coolest. his name was rockstar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    i like cats
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    The last 5 cats I've owned have all been named Kitty. I'm not so good in the naming department. I can't wait until I have kids. "Hey dumb one! Go tell ugly one and fat one it's time for dinner!"

    Note: I'm not a crazy cat person they just die or disappear on me a lot so I had to replace them somewhat frequently.




    although you will not need to tell fat one it is time for dinner
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    Help control the pet population, have your pet spayed or neutered.
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    seriously though, how can people not like cats? there so cute
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    cats are horrible

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    This thread is fucking hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    cats are horrible

    dogs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>being kicked in the nuts>>>>>>>>>>cats
    Definatly.

    Cats are evil
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    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    Help control the pet population, have your pet spayed or neutered.
    ya this has been done, she was too much of a whore
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    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    Help control the pet population, have your pet spayed or neutered.
    Consider it done

    I like dogs, but they take too much work to care for. Cats, not so much.
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    I really like cats.

    Swig, if you name your cat Nina Panterona what are you gonna call it for short? lol.

    And Anchorman is lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    cats act like they are the shit
    arent they though?
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    cats are horrible

    dogs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>being kicked in the nuts>>>>>>>>>>cats
    i second that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Massimo
    Swig, if you name your cat Nina Panterona what are you gonna call it for short? lol.
    It's Nera Panterona. I would call it Nera, except I'll probably call it kitty.
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    umm, I just realized I know nothing about taking care of cats. Is there anything super important like:
    don't feed it chocolate
    don't put PB on your balls and have it lick it off
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    umm, I just realized I know nothing about taking care of cats. Is there anything super important like:
    don't feed it chocolate
    don't put PB on your balls and have it lick it off
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    Just say no to PB on the balls... cats tounges are like sandpaper, other animals though I highly recommend.

    EDIT: Have you not figured out that you can google just about anything and it has relevant shit??? for example try googling: "taking care of a cat"

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackatom
    EDIT: Have you not figured out that you can google just about anything and it has relevant shit??? for example try googling: "taking care of a cat"
    Hi mr one post. Thanks for the relevant info. I believe the link you were looking for to complete a highly amusing post, especially regarding a stupid question is http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/ . Good luck with your future posts. It looks daunting at first, but you'll look back on your trepidation and laugh.
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    snap i forgot the smile
    that would have made it alot less pretentious, no harm intended
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    swig, is it a female?

    I like simply Giaguaro. You can call (her?) Gia for short.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    swig, is it a female?

    I like simply Giaguaro. You can call (her?) Gia for short.
    They didn't know. I also really like that idea but it got shot down hard by the Italian, not sure why I should care.

    I get it tomorrow and I'll post lolcat pics with details.
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