cheer up nutsinho thread

[nutsinho]

i just had a huge losing session for the first time in a few months. give me some pictures, videos, music, stories, etc. that will make me happy again!

[andy-akb]

[BennyLaRue]

Here's what this baby thinks of your session:

[wufwugy]

just think about that one cartoon where the guy cuts off his kids dick and eats it

[Deuce Blue]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcNUx0-XEfw

[bikes]

Andy wins. Not even close.

[JinxT4]

[mcatdog]

I don't know if I can compete with andy but this post is always good for a laugh
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...3/#post4869793

[BennyLaRue]

This always cheers me up.

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ed-t53637.html

[wufwugy]

who r that?

[Deuce Blue]

Family Guy - the original chicken fight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpoki4wBwtA

[bigred]

this will cheer anyone up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk

[bode]

jinxt wins

[gabe]

your life is better than 99% of people your age

[bigspenda73]

you're not me

[bigspenda73]

PokerStars Game #23903274095: Hold'em No Limit ($200/$400) - 2009/01/14 17:28:55 ET
Table 'Electra VIII' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Isser ($45794 in chips)
Seat 3: BrynKenney ($45998 in chips)
Seat 4: nutsinho ($42098 in chips)
nutsinho: posts small blind $200
Isser: posts big blind $400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
BrynKenney: raises $800 to $1200
nutsinho: raises $2800 to $4000
Isser: folds
BrynKenney: raises $5960 to $9960
nutsinho: raises $32138 to $42098 and is all-in
BrynKenney: calls $32138
*** FLOP *** [6s 4s 9d]
*** TURN *** [6s 4s 9d] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [6s 4s 9d 5s] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nutsinho: shows [Jh Jd] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
BrynKenney: mucks hand
nutsinho collected $84594 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $84596 | Rake $2
Board [6s 4s 9d 5s 6h]
Seat 1: Isser (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: BrynKenney (button) mucked
Seat 4: nutsinho (small blind) showed [Jh Jd] and won ($84594) with two pair, Jacks and Sixes

[wufwugy]

you're not me

im not u either

yessssssssssssss

[jyms]

garph

who r that?

LOL

[bigspenda73]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u8KUgUqprw

[bigspenda73]

PokerStars Game #23904144467: Hold'em No Limit ($200/$400) - 2009/01/14 17:58:02 ET
Table 'Rosina III' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 3: Isser ($43706 in chips)
Seat 4: nutsinho ($40990 in chips)
nutsinho: posts small blind $200
Isser: posts big blind $400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
nutsinho: raises $800 to $1200
Isser: calls $800
*** FLOP *** [Qd 4d 9c]
Isser: checks
nutsinho: bets $1600
Isser: raises $3500 to $5100
nutsinho: calls $3500
*** TURN *** [Qd 4d 9c] [2h]
Isser: bets $37406 and is all-in
nutsinho: calls $34690 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($2716) returned to Isser
*** RIVER *** [Qd 4d 9c 2h] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Isser: shows [8d Td] (high card Queen)
nutsinho: shows [Kh Qh] (a pair of Queens)
nutsinho collected $81978 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $81980 | Rake $2
Board [Qd 4d 9c 2h 6h]
Seat 3: Isser (big blind) showed [8d Td] and lost with high card Queen
Seat 4: nutsinho (button) (small blind) showed [Kh Qh] and won ($81978) with a pair of Queens

I'M DONE CHEERING YOU UP I NEEDZ TO MAKE MOBNIES TODAY

[nutsinho]

won half of the monies back

[bigspenda73]

you're not me

im not u either

yessssssssssssss



see how I flipped it?

[bigred]

you are a hit and runner apparently because you won't play 200/400 4 tables, you noob!

[nutsinho]

200/400 makes my hair fall out

[bigred]

Can you play more on stars so i can watch?

[swiggidy]

Will you still pretend that you like me, even though bigred is around?

[swiggidy]

[bigred]

Rich Lyndaker is cool with my posse swig, no worries

[swiggidy]

Cool. I was worried he'd think you'd get mad if you'd found out that we hooked up.

[swiggidy]

Oh fuck did I say that out loud?

[bigred]

wat

[JinxT4]

who r that?

That's his 2008 graph. How could looking @ that not cheer him up?

[kingnat]

At least you're not homeless, carless, phoneless, and busto like this poor bastard... what a feesh.

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...at-t55251.html

[Galapogos]

I refuse o cheer up a guy who made a million dollars last year off an initial investment of $200. Much love though.

[ProZachNation]

I refuse o cheer up a guy who made a million dollars last year off an initial investment of $200. Much love though.

yup

[GatorJH]

this cheers me up everytime - http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...66861-500.html

[kmind]

trade lives??

[daven]

feeling any better?

[bigred]

daven, what site is that?

[daven]

tableratings

[bigspenda73]

it's also off quite a decent bit IIRC from what Sir. winsalot told me at like 6am today

[BankItDrew]

i refuse

dude has a lot more money than me

[d0zer]

this thread is an insult to all microgrinders going through their first patch of negative variance

[BankItDrew]

suck my balls bill gates

[nutsinho]

ship it

[kb coolman]

http://www.pokertableratings.com/overview/nutsinho

nutsinho's Key Statistics:

Bottomline: $591,012.85

And BTW, this site has only been tracking Stars since 9/1/2008. Not bad for 4.5 months work.

[Robb]

this thread is an inspiration to all microgrinders going through their first patch of negative variance

I hope it turns around nuts - I like seeing FTR nosebleeders kick ass, and I also like knowing that sometimes you HATE the game of poker for being the sick bitch it is.

[nutsinho]

um i made 245k yesterday its all good. btw TR catches maybe 60-70% of hands...

[Robb]

um i made 245k yesterday

Yeah, but how much did you lose?

Glad you're doing well again. I got a ton of inspirational value out of your 2008 story, starting off w/ less $$ than I had in Dec. '07 and winning over a million. Epic.

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