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  1. 07-29-2008 02:04 AM #1
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    Default Cheers to FTR!

    Hi my name is Chris,
    I used to be a standing wiper with hairy balls who was productive at work. Now, thanks to FTR, my dingleberries are sparse, my balls are smooth as eggs, and I am now comfortable with borderline homosexuality between grown men! Am I a better poker player? Sure! But, more importantly I have found new ways to introduce my girlfriend to do anal and have new understandings to the intricate rolls that ninjas play in everyday life. Thanks Guys!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deanglow
    My bankroll and poker expertise far exceed yours and would have a clear advantage over you. Do you mind if I rob you blind?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeaky_Midget1
    Quote Originally Posted by Deanglow
    My bankroll and poker expertise far exceed yours and would have a clear advantage over you. Do you mind if I rob you blind?
    i'm too scared
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    Quote Originally Posted by daven
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeaky_Midget1
    Quote Originally Posted by Deanglow
    My bankroll and poker expertise far exceed yours and would have a clear advantage over you. Do you mind if I rob you blind?
    i'm too scared
    I occasionally enjoy the company of big black men late at night
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  10. 07-29-2008 03:58 PM #10
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    Default Re: Cheers to FTR!

    I COMPLETELY agree with this statement.
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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