Chef Boost: Extravaganza

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Double decker peanutbutter and jelly + bananas yum


so I was hungry so I raided the freezer, frozen pierogi, first boiled then fried in butter and some texas toast. Then I got bored so I wanted to plate it like they do on tv and at fancy smancy restaraunts. Im such a dork eh?


Farina (cream of white.. pretty much ot cereal) topped with some milk and banana flambe. I didnt have any thing except malt liqour so I skipped that part, but its pretty much the same, thing minus the showmanship. best hot cereal evah!


umm.. chili cheese dogs ftw! Im too lazy to light the coals (gas bbq's are for queers) for a couple of chili cheese dogs, so instead I put them on skewers and cooked them over the open flame of the stove, rotating by hand. And its not possible to have too much cheese on chili cheese dogs.




p.s. yes I have way too much time on my hands.

[bigred]

Where's the parsley decor? Worst chef ever.

[DogOnMySide]

Fuuuuuuuuuck.

I have so many points to make I think I might have to resort to a list.

• Do you or do you not weigh more than 20 stone?

• What sort of sick banana fetish do you have? Last time it was bananas and bacon!

• What in the name of Zeus is Pierogi?

• Did you really eat all that in one sitting?

• By the seven frozen moons of Jupiter, WHAT is Farina?

• Begorrah begorrah you'll never get your hands on me lucky charms

• Those chilli n cheese hotdogs look pretty damn good though

[bigred]

A perogi is like a ravioli with potato in it.

[DogOnMySide]

A perogi is like a ravioli with potato in it.

Wow. We do pastaand potatoes, but together?

I assume pierogi aren't on the atkins diet.

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I weigh umm.. well lets just say Im skinny as fuck, like really skinny. Drug addict skinny, yet I dont do drugs and as you can see I eat a lot of food.

Despite, or possibly becuase of?, thier phalic shape bananas make people feel good. Ok, the real reason is that they have the main active ingreidient of prozach in them. And its good to eat fruit and vegies, bananas are easy to eat, not very messy, unlike a lot of other fruit. Also I like how they taste. Also Ive already explained that its strawberry banana french toast, with a side of bacon, not a strawberry bannana bacon sandwich.

Yes bigred is pretty much right. They can have a lot of diff things in them though, mushrooms, sourkraut, ect ect. Its a polish thing. Really good, those ones are infact potatoe and onion though, very good.

No I did not eat all this in one sitting, just some stuff Ive made and felt like taking pictures of, then I decided to post it today.

As I said farina is like hot cereal. Its also called cream of wheat. Farina is actually the type of grain, such as rice, oats, ect ect.

what the fuck is this about lucky charms?

And yes despite the fact that I didnt have onions to go on the chili hceese dogs, they were very good.

[DogOnMySide]

Now you mention it, there is a polish cafe/bar where i work that sells things that look like that, but I think they're ham and cheese.

Bananas are way too sticky and stringy. I like the sugar though.

I just fancied throwing the lucky charms thing in there to mix it up a little. I see it worked.

I like your culinary madlibs.

Now go back to your peanut butter, jam and heroin sandwiches.

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youre one crazy fucker...

[Lukie]

Here's one for ya'll to try at home. I like to keep things simple.

What you need:
Uncooked chicken breast
bun or 2 slices of bread
George Foreman LEAN MEAN FAT REDUCING GRILLING MACHINE!
bottle of favorite BW3 wing sauce
one plate

directions:
grill uncooked chicken breast on the Foreman grill
put the unfinished product on the plate, inbetween the bun/2 slices of bread
put before mentioned BW3 wing sauce in the middle
eat
enjoy

[bigred]

Here's one for ya'll to try at home. I like to keep things simple.

What you need:
Uncooked chicken breast
bun or 2 slices of bread
George Foreman LEAN MEAN FAT REDUCING GRILLING MACHINE!
bottle of favorite BW3 wing sauce
one plate

directions:
grill uncooked chicken breast on the Foreman grill
put the unfinished product on the plate, inbetween the bun/2 slices of bread
put before mentioned BW3 wing sauce in the middle
eat
enjoy

This is a very complicated, confusing set of instructions. Is there anyway I could get the chicken to grill itself like throwing it at the wall or beating my friend with it?

[Lukie]

Here's one for ya'll to try at home. I like to keep things simple.

What you need:
Uncooked chicken breast
bun or 2 slices of bread
George Foreman LEAN MEAN FAT REDUCING GRILLING MACHINE!
bottle of favorite BW3 wing sauce
one plate

directions:
grill uncooked chicken breast on the Foreman grill
put the unfinished product on the plate, inbetween the bun/2 slices of bread
put before mentioned BW3 wing sauce in the middle
eat
enjoy

This is a very complicated, confusing set of instructions. Is there anyway I could get the chicken to grill itself like throwing it at the wall or beating my friend with it?

depends on how hot your friend is.. hahahahahhhhah get it??

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get it??

no.

I feel ill after seeing that.

Boost, you're crazy.

[SinkRox]

god i hate bananas, i wanna see more non banana munch... them dogs look great... but not soo great for my belly(size).

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so yah.. I went to this japanese steakhouse last night, the type were the guy comes and cooks all the food right infront of you and lights stuff on fire. Well I had lobster shrimp king crab and filet minion... needless to say it was absofukinglutely amazing.

[ggggggunitfan]

mayne da food lokks sic as fucc. i aint neva eat anethang ike dat fore in my ife. but while Im on da grind, i's ike ta eat ribs, curn bread, shyt pretty muc anethang in da fidge. cuz I gut da hungra 4 more.

[bigred]

mayne da food lokks sic as fucc. i aint neva eat anethang ike dat fore in my ife. but while Im on da grind, i's ike ta eat ribs, curn bread, shyt pretty muc anethang in da fidge. cuz I gut da hungra 4 more.

Fried chicken fo lyfe gangsta

[ggggggunitfan]

mayne da food lokks sic as fucc. i aint neva eat anethang ike dat fore in my ife. but while Im on da grind, i's ike ta eat ribs, curn bread, shyt pretty muc anethang in da fidge. cuz I gut da hungra 4 more.

Fried chicken fo lyfe gangsta

na mayne, i aint eatin chicken dat aften. but sometime ons sondays i go out ta KFC wit me moms, n my pop. n if we'd go ta da buffet, den my grand's cum dawn for it, cuz we doin it B.I.G.

[bigred]

Your myspace says 4'1o". That is adorable.