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  1. 09-03-2012 07:15 PM #1
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    Creep is a great song. Covers of Creep make me want to bite the singer's throat off.
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    ongies gonna ong
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  2. 09-04-2012 12:39 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Creep is a great song. Covers of Creep make me want to bite the singer's throat off.
    I normally agree, but then I heard this. Then again, it sounds like his throat has already been bit off.
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  3. 09-03-2012 07:30 PM #3
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    I'm sure that lady has a lovely voice, it's just that she chose to cover Creep, which makes her a cunt.

    Here, have a selection of my favourite bitches...

    Bjork - Unravel
    Alice Russell - Crazy
    Tori Amos - Crucify
    Blondie - Island of Lost Souls
    Millie Small - Since You've Been Gone
    The Slits - I Heard It Through The Grapevine
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  4. 09-03-2012 09:04 PM #4
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    Hey so.

    This is happening, right now

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  5. 09-04-2012 01:22 AM #5
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    hey, mother fuckers.

    hot, evil nurse is here tonight.

    she's a fellow ginger, the other night it was dark and i didnt see her hair color or her freckles.

    the fact that she has a bangin' ass and cute face AND is a ginger, well, i'm going to marry her.
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    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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  9. 09-04-2012 02:23 AM #9
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    ^^btw couldnt you just like not stay up till 3 am playing werewolf? you know like by choice and stuff.
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  10. 09-04-2012 03:07 AM #10
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    Current idea for next tattoo. Just the mermaid.
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  11. 09-04-2012 03:23 AM #11
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    u should get this mermaid instead

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  12. 09-04-2012 03:27 AM #12
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    wuf, i'm going to punch you in the fucking ballsack.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    wuf, i'm going to punch you in the fucking ballsack.
    Honestly, you truly are wonderful with words. My feelings exactly, except I doubt I could ever put it so elequently.
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  14. 09-04-2012 12:26 PM #14
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    I'm actually rather good with my words, sometimes people just bring the bad side of me out. :P

    Anyway - UPDATE TO THREAD!
    I MIGHT BE GOING HOME TOMORROW!
    PROPER SHOWER WITH ACTUAL SHAMPOO AND BODY WASH AND PROPER FAP, OH GOD, I'M SO EXCITED!
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    I'm actually rather good with my words, sometimes people just bring the bad side of me out. :P

    Anyway - UPDATE TO THREAD!
    I MIGHT BE GOING HOME TOMORROW!
    PROPER SHOWER WITH ACTUAL SHAMPOO AND BODY WASH AND PROPER FAP, OH GOD, I'M SO EXCITED!

    shower faps rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shotglass View Post

    shower faps rock
    i can't fap properly in shower, knees get weak and i get dizzy after three o's in there, i like my bed for fappage, that way i can proper fap til near black out, whichis about meeeeeeeeeh 18? around 25 or 26 i black out.

    v lovely though.


    bb, fuck off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    bb, fuck off.
    is that an invitation? if so mebbe.

    ?wut
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    i can't fap properly in shower, knees get weak and i get dizzy after three o's in there, i like my bed for fappage, that way i can proper fap til near black out, whichis about meeeeeeeeeh 18? around 25 or 26 i black out.

    v lovely though.


    bb, fuck off.

    sooooo 1 "o" per personality???
    Oh sorry that was bad.....but no one else was saying it......i had to be the asshole
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post

    Anyway - UPDATE TO THREAD!
    I MIGHT BE GOING HOME TOMORROW!
    PROPER SHOWER WITH ACTUAL SHAMPOO AND BODY WASH AND PROPER FAP, OH GOD, I'M SO EXCITED!
    this is the best news for me all day , i'm soooo excited for you , i hate visiting friends in the hospital but being a resident there has to be much worst , i love my shower as much as my freedom to do what i want and not to be restricted to a hospital bed . hope all goes well with you and i hope the best for you , your in my prayers .

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    Have some more lovely music, on the off chance you like bitches singing over beats.

    Quantic - Bliss
    Capoeira Twins - Four 4x3
    FC Kahuna - Hayling

    Glad you're better now!
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    I want to ram his guitar down his throat. I wonder what noise that would make?
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    ladies please. contain your orgasms.

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    facepalm
    think you mean fingersvagina

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    oc thx.

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    confirmed, home tomorrow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    confirmed, home tomorrow.
    Glad you're getting out but does this mean that I don't get tied up

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    watching God Bless America, so far amazing
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    Actually, if I was going by female personality, over the age of puberty, I'm not sure what the count would be. Probably around that, or more, I'm sure.

    That situation is slooooowly working itself out, though, gg therapy and intergration.
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    Please make it happen. And post pics.
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    Listening to this currently.
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    going home today.

    i should be happy and excited, but i'm kinda sad.
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    That ginger nurse not so evil after all?
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    idk.

    at home now.

    too weak to take shower, want shower, feel like poop.

    anyway - if anyone wants to talk to me outside of this, message me with some type of messenger name.
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