You need to embrace it, the variance is exactly the reason poker can be so profitable. If the fish always got punished for their mistakes, they'd stop coming back.
I understand that. What I mean is I'm constantly tinkering around the edges of my game and wondering if it's making it better or worse. And in the short-term there's no way of knowing (unless you study a solver for hours, which I don't have time to do).
I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
also,
I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.