Choose 10!

[jyms]

i 100% guarantee that anybody who doesn't include a person, going outside, and variety in food and stimuli will go fucking crazy in just a few months. im talking mental breakdowns weekly

I'd take that bet. This thread would be an improvement on my life of the last two years

[Penneywize]

comment #1:

Seems we have a redditor / imgurian in our midst!

comment #2:

Am I the only one wanting to choose the japanese girl on account of her being the least annoying option? Also I just plain don't like Sasha Grey. Japanese girl could be taught english in fairly short order imo.

I wouldn't take any drugs but definitely would take the alcohol. I think some people in this thread are severely underestimating how fucked up they would be if they did drugs pretty consistently for 10 straight years (maybe pot wouldn't be that bad, but still)..

Other than that I'm sure my choices are relatively std / straightforward; computer, cell, internet, water heater, etc. For food I'd have 2 dishes option. If I got hungry at other times during the day I'd eat the shitty gruel given to me.

Edit: Oh yeah, definitely take the pool and garden, such an obv choice. If I ran out of choices I'd give up the water heater assuming the pool would be warm enough to swim in for most of the year.

[supa]

comment #1:

Seems we have a redditor / imgurian in our midst!

comment #2:

Am I the only one wanting to choose the japanese girl on account of her being the least annoying option? Also I just plain don't like Sasha Grey. Japanese girl could be taught english in fairly short order imo.

I wouldn't take any drugs but definitely would take the alcohol. I think some people in this thread are severely underestimating how fucked up they would be if they did drugs pretty consistently for 10 straight years (maybe pot wouldn't be that bad, but still)..

Other than that I'm sure my choices are relatively std / straightforward; computer, cell, internet, water heater, etc. For food I'd have 2 dishes option. If I got hungry at other times during the day I'd eat the shitty gruel given to me.

Edit: Oh yeah, definitely take the pool and garden, such an obv choice. If I ran out of choices I'd give up the water heater assuming the pool would be warm enough to swim in for most of the year.

Agree on the japanese girl but still think she'd drive you mad. Maybe not as crazy as what wuf is suggesting so maybe she'd be the best pick. I actually have another pick with the anyone you want option but having a real and personal relationship with someone who's schizophrenic I'd have a hard time watching her deteriorate.

As much of an alchy I am I'd say the alchohol would be the worst of the drugs offered up. Interesting that you don't include it as a drug btw. I smoked weed daily from the time I was 15 until I was about 30 so I'd have to disagree with you there.

Anyone who picked lsd would find themselves wishing they hadn't wasted that one after a short period of time, < a year guaranteed. I've eaten more acid in one summer than most have in their lives and can say from experience that eventually you just don't want to do it anymore.

I'd be happy with the coke and the sasha grey chick for one night and that's about it.

Also forgot to add the water heater to my list.

[MadMojoMonkey]

1) Computer - obv
2) Water Heater - Comfort trumps everything
3) Yard - It's nice to look at and pretend I might use it sometime
4) Fridge, Oven, & Food - I like to prepare my own food and eat snacks
5) 1 oz of Weed - obv
6) another oz of weed (seriously... only 1 oz... fucking mad scientists!)
7) 2 plates of food - I like to eat food other people make, too
8) Asian Granny - Seems the only sane conversation in the group, other advantages
9) Feynman - Maybe the Asian lady and the pool will interest him enough that he tolerates my nagging questions
10) Puppy - Being exposed to spontaneous cuteness is good for everyone

Anyone who picked lsd would find themselves wishing they hadn't wasted that one after a short period of time, < a year guaranteed. I've eaten more acid in one summer than most have in their lives and can say from experience that eventually you just don't want to do it anymore.

2nd

[wufwugy]

Am I the only one wanting to choose the japanese girl on account of her being the least annoying option?

Least annoying? I'd probably find her most annoying. Anyways I would find all of them other than the blonde annoying, but that's probably because I only like chicks I can have interesting conversations with, and I'm usually a bigger feminist than they are

As much of an alchy I am I'd say the alchohol would be the worst of the drugs offered up. Interesting that you don't include it as a drug btw. I smoked weed daily from the time I was 15 until I was about 30 so I'd have to disagree with you there.

Anyone who picked lsd would find themselves wishing they hadn't wasted that one after a short period of time, < a year guaranteed. I've eaten more acid in one summer than most have in their lives and can say from experience that eventually you just don't want to do it anymore.

Yeah the alc would actually get pretty awful here IMO. And the coke. They would both create a lot of depression. MDMA and LSD used sparingly could be of great value

I think when you make sure you have good food and hot water and yard/pool, then add a girl, books, and video games, you're kinda where you would ever need to be to be happy for years. Variety of stimuli in a balanced way. I don't think the computer works here because you also need internet and monitor and have limited time

[d0zer]

I wouldn't take any drugs but definitely would take the alcohol. I think some people in this thread are severely underestimating how fucked up they would be if they did drugs pretty consistently for 10 straight years (maybe pot wouldn't be that bad, but still)..

I think some people in this thread are severely underestimating the long-term effects of alcohol abuse.

[wufwugy]

I'd take that bet. This thread would be an improvement on my life of the last two years

I don't really want to talk about it, but I have done this before i.e. lengthy periods of time without contact with the outside world and outside things. It was so bad I would have rather been in prison

The options in this thread are quite good though. Hell, just 11 of these and I would consider my life next to perfect.