Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
^^ What are you going to do with the computer and no internet?
Quote Originally Posted by bode View Post
everyone picking the internet with only 3gb over the galaxy S3 is a fail...
Both good points.

1) Computer - obv
2) Galaxy S3 - for internets
3) Water Heater - Comfort trumps everything
4) Yard - It's nice to look at and pretend I might use it sometime
5) Fridge, Oven, & Food - I like to prepare my own food and eat snacks
6) 1 oz of Weed - obv
7) another oz of weed (seriously... only 1 oz... fucking mad scientists!)
8) 2 plates of food - I like to eat food other people make, too
9) Asian Granny - Seems the only sane conversation in the group, other advantages
10) Puppy - Being exposed to spontaneous cuteness is good for everyone

Sorry, Feynman. I'd rather have any of those things for 10 years than a Congo-playing physicist for 5 years.

Quote Originally Posted by JKDS View Post
The puppy will ruin everything...
I have trained a puppy before; I know what I'm in for.

Besides that, though: Who cares? If the Asian lady is bothered that the house stinks and my clothes are in tatters, she can do something about it.