I know it's not the most PC thing to say, but someone has to come out and say it!
Human sacrifice: kind of a bad thing!

Let's ignore for a second that the sacrificial son of god story was obviously put in place to stop the needless waste of perfectly good goats back in the day. What kind of a message does that send? You make a preemptive human sacrifice for my sins? How about no thanks? What kind of bitch ass guilt tripping is that?