Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
Wasn't the hare and the tortoise one of his? Load of bollocks. What's the moral of that story? Don't go to sleep a few meters from the end of the race just because you're miles ahead? I tell you what, anyone who needs to learn that lesson should learn the fucking hard way instead of being taught about a race between two poorly matched animals.

I'f prefer a boxing match between a midget and a giant, where the giant turns his back and starts playing to the crowd, so the midget stabs him in the back of the neck. THAT'S a fucking story.
The great thing about these stories is you can flesh out the basic plot line any way you like and people will go 'aaah, what a story'. Religion and Hollywood have known this for years.