Just came home. I was chilling downstairs with my friends for a poker night. Watching some movies, generally taking it easy. I come upstairs and there's some dude I never met and can't wake up.

We spend about 3 minutes trying to wake him up before he comes to and he's clearly blackout. He suggests that him not moving is best for everyone, I shrug and move my wii shit to my room.

I left him a trash can and a glass of water with a note that said "College rocks."

How am I doing so far?