come watch! decent turnout :)

[donkbee]

Hello. It is now Monday. In two days ... in around 54 hours, it will be time to play another Gauntlet game. I am ordering you to play.

I think we should make a goal. How about four tables? That's 36 players. We can do that! 36 cool FTR people playing at 4 tables in Poker Stars. What an awesome thought! Money! Glory! The exciting prospect of knocking out Gnomes and Bob! And you can knock ME out! And then say that you play poker better than a girl!

Last Wednesday there were only four people. That's just silly. These games are awesome guys! This Wednesday we're gonna have NINE TIMES more people when we have 36 players. I'm so excited!!

Can you do me a favor? See my signature down there? Click on the link and read my Gauntlet pep talk. DO IT! You know you want to! Read it! And then log into Poker Stars, type in the password, and register for the game. If you are not registered for the league, do it now. Go the Gauntlet forum: http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ic.php?t=22258

Everyone who is planning to play, REGISTER NOW! That way people can see who's playing and say, "oh cool, there's actually people this time, I'll play too" and then they'll register. And it's a domino effect! We'll get 36 people! YAY!!

In 5 hours I will be home. And I will log into Poker Stars and register for this Wednesday. Because I am playing. And you are too.

Thank you.

[gabe]

i'll register if three people PM me within the next 8 hours

[Muxy]

more photos.....

i'll play i think i have it off.

[donkbee]

i'll register if three people PM me within the next 8 hours

Can 3 people PM gabe please?

[donkbee]

FINE 2 people, I'll PM him. YAY!!

[daluchy]

No one wants to play just for you to suck out on them on the river.

[siknd]

okay...if it means we can be friends.

[donkbee]

I only sucked out once ... I think ...

Friends, siknd? Sure! Go register!! Friends forever

[daluchy]

I can think of a few hands just off the top of my head

She just wants to build a big point pool to try and take the lead with her luckboxiness. Don't be fooled!

[donkbee]

Daluchy, if you don't play, I am going to hate you forever.

I mean it.

[daluchy]

1. i'm not even registered
2. no money in PS
3. there's what? 5 games left and i havent played one
4. i dont feel like having my aces cracked by your 62o nonsense

if i can get a donation for this game, maybe...

[siknd]

leave my friend alone daluchy!

its not sucking out if you know youre a 9:1 underdog!

[donkbee]

1. i'm not even registered
2. no money in PS
3. there's what? 5 games left and i havent played one
4. i dont feel like having my aces cracked by your 62o nonsense

if i can get a donation for this game, maybe...

YOU ARE RETARDED!!

1. GO REGISTER. It's not rocket science. I even linked to the page in my initial post. CLICK IT.

2. Can you transfer to me in Martins? I will lend you money.

3. You are not playing to win the trophy, you are playing to bust Bob and Gnomes out so that you can become their arch enemies. You are also playing to bust me out so that you can admit you're better than a girl. And it's FUN dammit!

4. I WAS BLIND STEALING WITH THAT 62o

[daluchy]

oh. so angry. is this how you are gonna talk to your future employees?

anyway
1. like i read all of that...
2. dont think i can transfer money until i finish the bonus
3. meh, id rather clear that martins bonus
4. you didnt even remember that hand when i asked you about it because you were prolly too busy having another who's hotter contest

[MannerBoy]

ahhh ... courtiebee is such a nice person. So sweet .
We never had the chance to talk to each other courtiebee , hope that change in the future.

[dj newman]

Alright, I just signed up so I can play on Wednesday, even though I am beyond out of the running....and I just noticed....I am beyond High Card.....this is a big moment in my life

[DaNutsInYoEye]

ahhh ... courtiebee is such a nice person. So sweet .
We never had the chance to talk to each other courtiebee , hope that change in the future.

Tracey's repeated rejections finally starting to get to you manner? Don't they have girls in Greekland anyways?

[donkbee]

ahhh ... courtiebee is such a nice person. So sweet .
We never had the chance to talk to each other courtiebee , hope that change in the future.

Sure it will! Wanna play with me Wednesday?

[a500lbgorilla]

No one wants to play just for you to suck out on them on the river.

I can think of about 95% of the world's male popular that would enjoy this. Especially if it's a cool night.

[donkbee]

Congrats on being rid of your high card status, dj newman! I'm very happy that you're signed up! As soon as Xianti adds you to the usergroup, go to Stars and register

So Dnuts. You gonna play? Yes? Don't you wanna win one of these things?

[donkbee]

Especially if it's a cool night.

And stars? I like a clear sky.

[daluchy]

Blah dammit. I originally typed just "suck out on you" then i added "on the river" to try and avoid that innuendo

[a500lbgorilla]

Blah dammit. I originally typed just "suck out on you" then i added "on the river" to try and avoid that innuendo

I've got tunnel vision for good innuendo.

[gabe]

i don't see anyone else signed up

[donkbee]

i don't see anyone else signed up

That's the problem I'm trying to solve Register, Gabe! Hurry!

Yay dthorne is registered! 34 more people ...

[Bmxicle]

i will register and forget to play.

[donkbee]

i will register and forget to play.

What's your number? I'll call you.

[dj newman]

As soon as my username is added, I will sign.....

[Lukie]

Courtie, you forgot to add that you see cool hands like this when I play (for the record, I do plan on playing Wednesday).

POKERSTARS GAME #3682605843: TOURNAMENT #17154096, HOLD'EM NO LIMIT - LEVEL III (25/50) - 2006/01/18 - 22:37:01 (ET)
Table '17154096 1' Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: skorpeo (1290 in chips)
Seat 2: Triptanes (1990 in chips)
Seat 3: courtiebee (1590 in chips)
Seat 5: WildBob182 (1740 in chips)
Seat 6: Lukieplaya (1740 in chips)
Seat 7: Jay67s (1325 in chips)
Seat 9: AvatarKava (1195 in chips)
Jay67s: posts small blind 25
AvatarKava: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [9h 8c]
skorpeo: folds
Triptanes: folds
courtiebee: raises 100 to 150
Triptanes said, "azn pride, got rice?"
WildBob182: folds
Lukieplaya: raises 300 to 450
Jay67s: folds
AvatarKava: raises 745 to 1195 and is all-in
courtiebee: folds
Lukieplaya: calls 745
*** FLOP *** [Qs 8d Tc]
Triptanes said, "lawlz"
WildBob182 said, "wow"
AvatarKava said, "gawd"
*** TURN *** [Qs 8d Tc] [4d]
WildBob182 said, "this a play money table?"
courtiebee said, "ok then"
*** RIVER *** [Qs 8d Tc 4d] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AvatarKava: shows [5s 5c] (a pair of Fives)
Lukieplaya: shows [9h 8c] (two pair, Nines and Eights)
AvatarKava said, "cmon"
Triptanes said, "two pair!"
Lukieplaya collected 2565 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2565 | Rake 0
Board [Qs 8d Tc 4d 9s]
Seat 1: skorpeo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Triptanes folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: courtiebee folded before Flop
Seat 5: WildBob182 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Lukieplaya (button) showed [9h 8c] and won (2565) with two pair, Nines and Eights
Seat 7: Jay67s (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: AvatarKava (big blind) showed [5s 5c] and lost with a pair of Fives

[donkbee]

LOL Lukie, thanks for reminding me ...

Poor AK, lol. I wonder what I had there. It sure as hell was better than 89o ... preflop at least

[Trikflow77]

i would also register and forget to play....plus i only have like 8 bux and a 6 pack of natty light to my name......

[Bmxicle]

6047884xxx

[donkbee]

That's useful, Bmx.

lol Trik ... Set an alarm! Or just register now, leave your Stars program open, and let it sit you out until you remember, dammit!

[donkbee]

Oh and btw ... YAY Gabe registered!

33 more people ...

[Toad13]

I would play but I never signed up for the Gauntlet, and it will cost me half my BR to play. Then everyone will know how bad I am, its easier to fake good hands then post them.

[journey075]

that buyin is 10x my bankroll!!!

whatever richy rich.

[donkbee]

I would play but I never signed up for the Gauntlet, and it will cost me half my BR to play. Then everyone will know how bad I am, its easier to fake good hands then post them.

I am living proof that some pretty terrible poker can occur in these games ...

Oh and the simple solution to your bankroll problem is to win the game you play in

[ihategnomes]

I guess I will play Wed. But only for you courtie.

[Lukie]

LOL Lukie, thanks for reminding me ...

Poor AK, lol. I wonder what I had there. It sure as hell was better than 89o ... preflop at least

You had AK that hand? You had been playing pretty tight, like myself, so I pegged you on a range of something like AJ++ TT++. The plan was for everyone to fold, including you. If you were to call, I probably put the rest of it in if you check to me assuming the flop didn't have horrible texture. Then the other guy pushes over my reraise, you fold, and I'm pretty much forced to call with any 2 there strictly based on pot odds. I was praying he had AK and my cards were live...

I havn't said it 'til now, but the K8s was more of a 'I'm not gonna fold so don't raise my BB' type of hand. Sorry about that one bob.

[donkbee]

If you play, Gnomes, then Bob will be forced to play ... because I'm making sure this field is bigger than usual, dammit And then there will be a bounty on you!

You're probably right Lukie, I definitely had a high ace. Playing tight in these games hasn't been working for me ...

[lolzzz_321]

I concede.

[donkbee]

I concede.

What does that mean?

I hope it means you're gonna win for me. Because I told everyone that you would in my blog.

Don't let me down Trip.

[lolzzz_321]

ru bored? I am bored too, get on AIM.

[donkbee]

ru bored? I am bored too, get on AIM.

SAY YOU'LL PLAY!!! REGISTER!! PLEEEEEASE????

[lolzzz_321]

ya ill prbly register tomorrow if someone stakes me

[donkbee]

Courtiebee told me I had to sign up and play eviltoad13.

, Toad!

[donkbee]

ya ill prbly register tomorrow if someone stakes me

I'm too sad to talk to you on AIM. I'm gonna cry myself to sleep. All you ever do is hurt me. Bye.

[lolzzz_321]

cya.

[Sighman23]

Okay, I just signed up via the Gauntlet page. If I get confirmation in time, I will sign up and play.

[boost]

ahhh ... courtiebee is such a nice person. So sweet .
We never had the chance to talk to each other courtiebee , hope that change in the future.

Sure it will! Wanna play with me Wednesday?

can I play with you wensday? or anyday for that matter?

[Xianti]

If we get at least 36 players this week, courtiebee will post a pic modeling the frontside of the FTR thong this time.

[boost]

by 'the front side of the thong' you surely mean 'her bare and shaved-' err maybe I shouldnt go there..

[Monty9]

WOW.... one win and Courties turned in to a Dominatirx...

( not such a bad thing).

I'll be there Wednesday ... no more FUs from me.

What might make this interesting if the budget is fat enough is to get a couple of bounties going these last few weeks.....

.... Like the previous games winner .... ( Sorry Courtie).

[donkbee]

If we get at least 36 players this week, courtiebee will post a pic modeling the frontside of the FTR thong this time.

When did I say that again?

[Xianti]

If we get at least 36 players this week, courtiebee will post a pic modeling the frontside of the FTR thong this time.

When did I say that again?

Last night. During our pillow talk.


Or was that my imagination?

[donkbee]

I love you Xianti. You have no idea.

[donkbee]

Yay already we've surpassed last Wednesday's numbers! ... Not that that was hard to do. 7 people registered, 29 more to go to meet our goal. If you're planning on playing tomorrow, please register in advance! That will make more people register because people are more inclined to play with a bigger field. So please register!

Lukie, Muxy, Gnomes, Bob? You guys are playing right? How about you, Boost? Trip? Register!! And I'm making a special request for Rilla. Because I love him ... come play with me!!

[Xianti]

I love you Xianti. You have no idea.

[Xianti]

BOUNTIES!

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ic.php?t=27946

[midas06]

Sexy. I might play now.

[boost]

I have no $ on stars or neteller, and wildbob already loaned me 11$ last time, also lost and invasion are on at this time, so I wont be play.

[ProZachNation]

My money is in virtual limbo right now, once I get set up bonus whoring Ill keep some money on Stars for the gauntlet

[donkbee]

I have no $ on stars or neteller, and wildbob already loaned me 11$ last time, also lost and invasion are on at this time, so I wont be play.

Boost isn't playing. This sucks. Now I don't even wanna play.

[chardrian]

I'm in - and I might even try and play semi-serious this time too.

Which means I might make it past the first blind level before giving all my chips away.

[donkbee]

Which means I might make it past the first blind level before giving all my chips away.

Sweet! That's at least 15 min of Gauntlet fun for your $11!

How many people do we have registered anyway? Are we preregistering? I wanna check but I'm at UBC using a library "research" computer during my ridiculously long break in between classes. They don't like poker in here, so I've been switching back to atmospheric chemistry notes every time a librarian walks by ...

[gabe]

i just sent boost $11, so he can play.

there are 9 people registered right now (not counting boost)

[dj newman]

we are up to 9 courtie

[donkbee]

, gabe

thanks for the update on numbers, dj. 27 to go?

[WildBobAA]

I'm about 90% sure I'm going to play. I plan on going into work an hour early (I usually get out at 10 on weds).

[dthorne04]

Bah, I might withdraw. I feel like complete and utter ass today. F being sick.

[WildBobAA]

play bitch

[donkbee]

Bah, I might withdraw. I feel like complete and utter ass today. F being sick.

Dave, please don't Sleep now and get up in 7 hours!

[dthorne04]

play bitch

i'll play if you do, and if you do, 20 dollar LL bet?

And blah, I guess I'll play. BLAHHHH.

[WildBobAA]

i'll play if you do, and if you do, 20 dollar LL bet?

Done

[Monty9]

Im going to register twice....

that way I'm garunteed to get a table with Courtie!!

See you later...