Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
nat, fuck yeah.

spenda, you were never buying the blue, nice try.

I had a roommate that accused me of drinking PBR as a status symbol:
me: wtf, you're joking right
him: no, blah blah blah
me: you realized I paid $5.25 for this right
him: <takes sip from miller light bottle> I paid $6 and it's better
me: <stalling uhhh, what?> wait, I bought a 12 pack, you bought a sixer
him: it's still better
me: <poops in his mouth while he's sleeping, then finds $5 on the floor>

/made up last line