Well Xman finally gave us the go-ahead to post stickies offering our coaching services.

I represent 1% of all the posts on FTR with a 5 post/day average. These stats are grossly omitting my incredible commune post-rate.

I can offer deep hands-on easy-to-learn theory in:

Saying nothing and getting laughs.
Playing gay with bigred.
Ninja editing other's posts (for mods only).
Saying "no" to brandi jokes.
Being the perfect human being and an adequate gorilla.
I will also pretend to know stuff about anything you want me to be an expert on!

My pm box is open. If lines are busy, pm again.