Confessions of a troller

[Sir Pawnalot]

I confess!

I used to be a troll.


This is embarrassing, and I deserve much hate for that. I dont have enough hands to facepalm myself enough.



P.S I was always truthful about poker strategy and about my winrates.

[a500lbgorilla]

Nah, this is your first trolling post.

[wufwugy]

[Sir Pawnalot]

Gorilla, I think youare onto something there.

Sir P developed his own personality kind of, and HE was speaking from his heart.


Slight touch of schizofrenia in a period of extreme loneliness perhaps. Poker can make you lonely uknow.

wufwugy, that cat is awesome and so are you!

[a500lbgorilla]

Gorilla

Only my grandmother calls me that!

is nothing sacred? ...you're the worst kind of troll.

[kiwiMark]

wufwugy, that cat is awesome and so are you!

clear levels

[wufwugy]

clear levels

levels i.e. plural i.e. double leveling i.e. one level disagrees but two levels agrees i.e. kiwi has wufcrush

[bikes]

Cool Story Bra.

[BennyLaRue]

Thread is proof you're still not well.

See someone.

[drmcboy]

A foolish man learns nothing from his mistakes.

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[bikes]

Rivetting Tale Chap!

[d0zer]

amazing anecdote amigo!

[JKDS]

who?

[Sir Pawnalot]

I must make a great contribution to you.

Here it is:

The higher your consciousness, the more choices you have.


wufwugy- Now you are just confusing the cat.

[BennyLaRue]

Wait, there's a motherfucking cat?

[BooG690]

Five stars! Seriously, this thread is so good.

[spoonitnow]

eat a dick

[spoonitnow]

eat a dick

oh wait lololol i'm leveling! zomg

[Carroters]

Were you trolling me when you offered to stake me for 100NL when I was a micro donk then changed your mind

[BennyLaRue]

Dis thread reminds me of Inception.

I hope the last level is pizza.

[Sir Pawnalot]

Carroters-

No, I was not kidding with that offer. I had quite a lot og spare money and seriously thought about staking talented players. What made me change my mind was spoonitnow I think. He told me he wouldnt stake his own grandma or sumthing to that effect.

Benny- today is hamburger day. I must admit i dont always understand your jokes, but somehow they make me laugh nevertheless.

[BennyLaRue]

Benny...I must admit i dont always understand your jokes, but somehow they make me laugh nevertheless.

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It was all the truth and it's your truth that are the jokes. Eat this taco salad and all will be revealed.

[BooG690]

Have you been playing poker? What do you think about the state of poker? Is there no more money in it anymore since everybody's solid?

[philly and the phanatics]

Have you been playing poker? What do you think about the state of poker? Is there no more money in it anymore since everybody's solid?

the influx of vegetarians to the game has made it way tooo salad

[spoonitnow]

someone ban this sack of shit and pretend he was spamming

[spoonitnow]

someone ban this sack of shit and pretend he was spamming

look at me leveling!

[Sir Pawnalot]

BooG690 -

I have not played poker at all for the last 6 months.

The state of poker is that it is always in flux. You see, there is so much information available for players that even a complete fakktard can learn to play decent, solid poker. The better player will always find ways to manipulate their foes and/or adjust their game to maximize their expected revenue.

However, the gap between good and bad players may have lessened, and this makes it harder to make profit. Rake is often underrated and this can easily be witnessed by playing some heads up cash game and watch both players draining their stacks.

* I believe the future player needs to be sharp at all times. He needs to treat the game as an professional athlete. He must constantly strive to gain the edge on the table.

*He needs to always stay clear headed and never tilt. He needs to have more disclipline and make sure he has control over his temper.

* He needs to have more information than his foes. Now we need poker tracker and dilligent notetaking. And ofcourse utilize this information.

* He needs to pick his battles wisely. Never let his ego play on tables with little or no edge. Always play with an edge!!


The future of poker is all about excellense. Sharpen your skills, gather more information and stay on top of your game. Treat the game with utmost respect and watch your bankroll grow as you strive to reach the pinnacle of supreme greatness!

[surviva316]

He needs to treat the game as an professional athlete.

hey, spoon, do u c wut i c?

[Chelle]

hey, spoon, do u c wut i c?

lol yeah

shit btw this is spoon

also op is an moran

[Carroters]

But how will he improve if he constantly avoids strong opponents?

Also, if this isn't you trolling now and it was before, you and Sir P's personalities are awful similar bra.

[Sir Pawnalot]

I think we need to separate training from work. We can indeed gain skill by playing against stronger opponents, but we will lose money.

As your bankroll grows and stakes gets higher and higher you will face stronger and stronger seamonsters and thus gain the needed experience as you dive deeper and deeper into the depths of the great sea of poker.

You know, some of the very best players in the world lose money because they play against even better players.

Hmm, maybe you are right. How has poker been for you lately carroters? Is it hard nowadays?

[Sir Pawnalot]

Btw, I very much respect spoonitnow. He is a master of the technical aspects of poker. That is the mathematical aspect of poker.

Oh, a random idea. I think we need to really grasp the hidden power of the minraise play. No joke. People give off valuable timing tells and the minraise is extremely cheap. I have not used it, but in the hands of a good player and incorporated into a solid poker system, I think this play MAY be of good use in certain situations.

[dranger7070]

Btw, I very much respect spoonitnow. He is a master of the technical aspects of poker. That is the mathematical aspect of poker.

Lol, best level itt yet imo

[badgers]

dude you were the greatest troll of all time

[BennyLaRue]

P.S I was always truthful about poker strategy and about my winrates.

PlayerID reveal?

[Sir Pawnalot]

saftogbrus at merge

I never said I was a high roller. I played most of the time on one table. Went from 20 usd to about 5k and withdrew after I realized I needed a break from poker. For me it was all about sustaining very high winrates.

[Sir Pawnalot]

And saftogbrus at pokerroom.

You can sharkscope me, but bare in mind I plaued mostly cash game. Never tournies except very cheap ones for fun.

[flomo]

hahahahahaaahhaaa

[Sir Pawnalot]

Oh, I wrote an instead of a ... I write fast and never look back.

I just said something really hurtful to my girlfriend and now she wont even talk to me. Well, well - more time for reading I guess!

Here is the required tits:

[Ash256]

pics of girlfriend please pawnalot, i'd genuinely be interested in what she looks like

[Sir Pawnalot]

Sure mate. This was the only pic with low enough filesize. The second pic is me.

I almost could not sleep tonight. Maybe I need more mental training! lolz irl.

[Ash256]

she's cute man, scandi girls

you'd better have patched things up with her by the next time you post

[rong]

yeah, having read your posts, I can't see you bagging another one of them

[BooG690]

Yeah dude. I'd hit it.

[Sir Pawnalot]

Thanks guys, I think we are all right now. She has forgiven me atleast.

Dan, haha, I hope you are wrong. Sometimes chicks dig guys with inflated egos ... hehe. Nah, my personality is not that majestic in irl.

"He who thinks deeper, knows he is always wrong, no matter what his actions and judgements may be." - Friedrich Nietzche

[wufwugy]

Thanks guys, I think we are all right now. She has forgiven me atleast.

Dan, haha, I hope you are wrong. 100% of the time chicks dig guys with inflated egos ... hehe. Nah, my personality is not that majestic in irl.

"He who thinks deeper, knows he is always wrong, no matter what his actions and judgements may be." - Friedrich Nietzche

FYP. The male equivalent of tits and ass are inflated egos

[Sir Pawnalot]

The reason she got mad was because I called her an unsympathetic and unthankful walrus! Gotta lay the smack down sometimes lol!

I use my strategic skills with women. They simply get outleveled because I see through their feeble attempts at dominating the relationship with mind-games like playing hard to get and so forth. I dont submit to that BS.

Haha, after she refused me sex twice in a row, I did not come onto her before she literarily begged me! Even better is refusing sex to her once in a while. This drives her crazy.

Gotta keep them guessing, just as in poker.

[BennyLaRue]

walrus!

You're lucky you didn't get stabbed, man.

[Sir Pawnalot]

You're lucky you didn't get stabbed, man.

Walrus´s move slowly.

[dranger7070]

ITT calling women unsympathetic walrus's gets you laid

[BooG690]

ITT calling women unsympathetic walrus's gets you laid

This is one of many reasons Sir Pawnalot is the shizzle.

[Carroters]

lmao epic. I still think those pics are fake and sir P is likely a huge fat dude sitting on the interwebs tolling 700 forums + per day, but that walrus shit made me lol very hard irl. Whoever you actually are, you make me smile sir.

[Sir Pawnalot]

Thanks Carroters,

I am not fat and pics are mine. I weigh around 80kg and my height is 1.80. I used to be a track runner, although not a good one lolz. I also was a very talented soccer player, but I had to quit because of injuries in my youth. Now I lift weights and run sprints. Yesterday I puked 20 mins after my hill sprints, lol.

At the time I was trolling quite a lot, I had just torn my achilles tendon and was a depressed nobody. Now I am a happy nobody! )))

[Galapogos]

I weigh around 80kg and my height is 1.80.

Nice one, now all yanks in this thread think you're a fat midget.

[a500lbgorilla]

Only retards call us yanks, it's offensive.

[rong]

Only retards call us yanks, it's offensive.

I believe the appropriate term is "Sceptics".

[wufwugy]

probably a good idea to not claim you lift weights yet weigh a scrawny 80kg

and the walrus line didnt happen

[Sir Pawnalot]

wufwugy-

I am a runner, not a bodybuilder. I lift weights to get explosive, not to get big. Strength to weights ratios are very important for speed and I must work hard on diet to maintain the low weight.

Besides, after a chronic stomach illness I went from 95 kg to 66 kg in six months ..., and after I recovered I tore my achilles tendon.

You do not know me, and frankly you seem to carry much hate on your back. Hope you can find some inner peace bro!

[a500lbgorilla]

I lift weights to get explosive

So did she



Plz stop being a terrorist.

[Sir Pawnalot]

Cool guys dont look at explosions.

YouTube - Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions

The flames are hot, but the hard is chill.

[Luco]

So... sir P isn't an octopus?

My world is in bits right now :'(