Congratulations Elanto

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Since no one else seems to have talked about elantos recent discovery I will update you all.


Drug Lords Develop Genetically Modified Cocaine Tree

LONDON (Reuters) - Colombian drug lords have developed a genetically modified "cocaine tree" that contains higher drug levels and is resistant to herbicides, the Financial Times newspaper said on Tuesday.



Drug producers received help from foreign scientists to develop the leafier strain of plant, which grows to 9 feet, twice the height of the normal shrub, the newspaper said, citing a Columbian police intelligence dossier.


"In their search for greater profits, drug-traffickers appear to have entered the world of genetically-modified crops," the dossier was quoted as saying.


The tree yields eight times more cocaine than the normal shrub, and due to its size and sturdiness is more resistant to herbicides - one of Colombia's main weapons in the war on drugs.



I repeat elanto, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!! Our drug smuggling deal may be more profitable than previously thought.

Drug Lords Develop Genetically Modified Cocaine Tree

That, along with the topic title of 'Congratulations Elanto', is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read in my life.